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Is there a good STW thread that you'd like to be made into a movie? 📽️

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I wish this thread had links – I’m intrigued by millionaire kickboxers.

They weren't kickboxers, they were black belt Taekwondo blokes.

They worked in the Edinburgh finance markets and could knack any of the MMA fighters but didn't bother because their day jobs paid better.

They also regularly injured their friends, broken jaws and the like.


 
Posted : 30/06/2024 12:59 pm
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The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

Watch Generation Kill. You might get some ideas from that.


 
Posted : 30/06/2024 1:49 pm
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The Crown Race.

One mans quest to find answers... Something something.

Minimal script... Long though.


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 10:01 am
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Surely the iDave diet, didnt that turn into a scam and he ran off with everyones money?

Involved a lot of Chorizo iirc

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Obviously guy in trapped in a house when a gang of vicious criminal break in

all he has to defend himself are his wits , some Home Alone style traps and......s-l1200


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 10:16 am
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Disproportionately Cross escalated to full Falling Down


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 10:32 am
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Sorry, but I still want a ****ing mojito - so that won't work.

Maybe a mash-up with Poopy's story to make RoboCocktail?

But I think Kimbers has nailed it though: Owned With Bombers works for me.

Anyone suggesting the Picolax thread... you didn't really think about that, did you?


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 10:37 am
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Storyville / Ross Atkins does:

https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/legal-advice-please-cancelling-a-new-car-dispute/


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 3:00 pm
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I am a little worried about how many times my name has come up as 'movie potential' when you then lookj at the viewing figures for my amazing "Are you bored enough to watch..." film series.

I also feel thi si a little close for comfort right now, but I WILL FINISH MY CAR PROJECT

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Any movie based on STW threads will start off being about a couple of guys buying a used car with the plan to restore it, will half way through inexplicably turn into a existential drama about the privilege of being a white man able to afford the current cost of living crisis, and will end up as a political drama about the dangers of fascism and the rise of populism. It will end without concluding the plot but with an undercurrent of barely concealed seething resentment.

The car will not be restored[/i]


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 10:24 pm
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In my mind the Picolax thread only really works as a Jason Statham film where a man (Statham) having been somehow duped into taking the stuff by the russian mafia, has several 15 minute, single take martial arts sequences each one ending with him needing a break for explosive diarrhea. The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

I was thinking a bit more som mothers do ave em type comedy.


 
Posted : 01/07/2024 10:56 pm
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