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Clearly, she's announcing who will be the next Doctor.
My money is on her quitting..
Shes having trumps baby?
its been 3 months since she visited him
theres no way that the baby couldnt be the actual antichrist
Clearly, she's announcing who will be the next Doctor.
With all the cuts, probably be another of those damned immigrant types. Cheaper, one heart - that sort of thing.
Announcing emergency powers?
Pigs. It's probably something to do with pigs.
She is going to declare that anyone drinking coffee is now a tory:
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/andy-burnham-fire-saying-buying-coffee-posh-criticises-barista/ ]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/andy-burnham-fire-saying-buying-coffee-posh-criticises-barista/[/url]
.. and posh, to boot.
All those that voted remain are to be exiled to europe , britian is for brexiteers only.
Has anyone seen the Queen this weekend?
All those that voted remain are to exiled to europe , britian is for brexiteers only.
Ace! I'm going to pack my bags now.
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She has found a way to solve the budget problems
Is it going to be something that means I can convincingly take the rest of the day off to go cycling?
She had a phone call from Putin, Yeah I can win it for you, see what i did for Trump. So shes changed her mind.
#wengerout
The excitement around this announcement is immense! I haven't felt this worked up since the last time I ate a large number of dried apricots.
Election
if she lied about no early election, does that mean shes gonna change her mind about 2n brexshit ref too?
May - "Vlad, I need your help"
Putin - "We hack Labour for you, say anti-semitic, you give proletariat extra £5 per week for the sausage rolls and the bingo. Nyet problemski. Sign North Sea oil away here..."
8th June erection. Her husband needs that much notice
Sept 4th on Andrew Marr show....
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if she lied about no early election, does that mean shes gonna change her mind about 2n brexshit ref too?
wouldn't be up to her possibly, how would people vote if remain was back on the table? An election would bollocks up the about to start negotiations.
Now when Brexit fails they can blame someone else.
Jeremy Corbin could pull a blinder here and resign...
May calls snap general election
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20:06
Theresa May calls a snap general election to be held on 8 June.
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-39628713
Oh... she's just accusing us none-believers of being traitors, so she's no choice but to call an election to shut us all up
What a load of bobbins, can she tell any more fibs.
She really doesn't give a toss about Scotland 😯
She 'delivered' 'stability', apparently, so her job's done. Sounds like another spineless tory shitsack bugging out before it gets messy/messier.
Odds on a SNP/LibDem government?
I love all this, it's so Malcom Tucker. Clearly someone has been running around swearing and telling her what to do.
Eh? What happened to 11:15?
Labour/LibDem/SNP (+ other nice people possibly) coalition?
jonnyboi - Member
Jeremy Corbin could pull a blinder here and resign...
Hopefully someone has the right Milliband on a plane home around now
What a load of bobbins, can she tell any more fibs.
The one about claiming she has delivered stability is a rather special fib.
Nobody wants to rule any longer.
15:25
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God help us though if corbyn and clegg get in via a coalition!!!
[quote=theotherjonv ]Eh? What happened to 11:15?
Another broken promise
Tories to win.
Labour to take a hammering.
Libs to win back a fair chunk of what they lost.
Cheeky cheeky timing.
To do this after signing article 50, so I'm guessing brexit is inevitable, sucks balls big time. If she had done this with any honour she would have done it before article 50 was signed so the outcome and direction of the nation was genuinely on the cards.
So, just to get this right... If Theresa May wins the general election, she will then have a clear mandate from the people to continue with a hard Brexit, yes?
Wee Jimmy Crankie has worn her down with her referendum and Labour are keeping Corbyn in so no-one votes for them so they won't be in charge when the Brexit bomb fully detonates (clever on their part)
Tories to win.
Labour to take a hammering.
Libs to win back a fair chunk of what they lost.
Seems to be a logical and likely outcome
[quote=ninfan ]So, just to get this right... If Theresa May wins the general election, she will then have a clear mandate from the people to continue with a hard Brexit, yes?
I thought GEs were fought on a range of issues and weren't single issue?
Based on that logic the SNP could just declare independence tomorrow. 😆