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I used to get told off for it, so now I wee on the other half's face-cloth then reach over and wring it out over the toilet. Simples.
why would anyone have a small mat around their toilet
They have their uses. A mate was once found sat in the bathroom whilst 'shrooming hard, wearing the mat around his neck in the manner of a torc and urging onlookers to "get on the toilet bus".
I have nothing to offer except this 😯 😆
How mad is this ... ??
[url= http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle ]http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle[/url]
"... hiking maybe even camping and you had to use the bathroom but there were no public bathroom facilities?"
why would you pee in a bottle when you're out hiking?
So that you can drink it later?
Has anyone used the caledonian sleeper. I suggest that there is only one thing that the sinks are to be used for....
Peeing in the shower is fine. And ladeez do do it as well - as said earlier, they just don't admit it.
In fact the GF reckons she can stand at one end of the bath and pee into the plug hole with the same accuracy as a man. She won't prove this to me mind. Perhaps I should check she's not actually a fella.....
[i]A mate was once found sat in the bathroom whilst 'shrooming hard, wearing the mat around his neck in the manner of a torc and urging onlookers to "get on the toilet bus"[/i]
Brilliant! Thanks for that. 😆
If you don't know by now, DRS****, you never will...
I don't get it - why would you even want to pee in the shower if the toilet is only a few feet away????
Rachel
I feel a Mallory coming on,
"Because it's there."
I don't get it - why would you even want to pee in the shower if the toilet is only a few feet away????
Try it next time you're in the shower. It's very liberating......
Sharki - proper LOL 🙂
Also helps with jellyfish bites.
Useful to know if showering in an aquarium.
Yes. Brings the bath taps up nice.
Have you seen the price of Cif...
Weird thing is that I can't pee in my wetsuit if my feet aren't touching the ground.*
When I'm coasteering or surfing I have to be standing to 'release', can't do it floating or sitting on my board...
And if you pee standing on the rocks coasteering then you 'must' remember to dive to get back in, a normal jump will flush all the pee out of your suit by the neck hole 🙂
*I've never tried peeing in the shower hanging from the curtain rail to see if I can do that though...
I was having a spectacularly rubbish day...then I saw this thread 😆 I needed a good laugh.
Cheers all, cheered me up no end 8)
I used to work at a place that had a staff gym...someone kept on peeing in the sauna, eventually they shut the sauna cos someone kept doing it. I remember opening the sauna door and being hit by a strong acidic smell, and one of the senior managers sat in there lookin defiant. Now that is disgusting.
I can't bring myself to pee in the shower...usually the toilet isn't that far away.
hit by a strong acidic smell
alkali, ammonia, shirley?
[i] And ladeez do do it as well - as said earlier, they just don't admit it.[/i]
I don't think so. Last time I went in the bath I think I was probably a toddler. Well known fact we've better control than boys.
Well known fact we've better control than boys.
I dont recall a TenaGentleman advert for senior men with the giggles 😉
And too much control is a bad thing:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7085763.stm
A report in the British Medical Journal said women are turning up in hospital after a night on the tiles suffering from burst bladders.The problem has previously only been reported in men who drink excessive amounts of alcohol said surgeons at Pinderfields Hospital in Wakefield.
When drunk, people may not realise they have an overly full bladder, which can then rupture, they explained.
i dont the toilet is about three feet away why would i be so lazy?
My GF wees in the shower, I never used to but she had trained me into the habit.
Even Stephen Fry does it. It must be OK
He also likes Gladiatorial naked wrestling with other men. Shall we partake? 8)
The jellyfish sting thing is balls, it actually makes it worse! As stoner pointed out urine is slightly alkaline as is the venom, so you need an acid to neutralise the sting, vinegar being the usual remedy.
Rubbing wounds, or using alcohol, spirits, ammonia, or urine may have strongly negative effects as these can also encourage the release of venom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish#Treatment
Onced tried this but pissed up my nose, never again ! 😯
Onced tried this but pissed up my nose, never again !
WTF?
Of course it is normal, in fact, [i]instead of[/i] showering is not unusual either. I've recently taken to pooping in there too, but only little ones.
If I'm confident it'll be a watery one, I'll shart in the shower too
I thought peeing in a shower & in a wetsuit was fairly normal? Even my 10 year old peed his wetsuit when he fell in at centerparcs in the summer, as far as the shower goes he's never not peed in it, I can remember him calling it "making bridges", I assume he thought the arc of his pee looked like a bridge.
After reading the above horror stories, I most definitely will not entertain any STW'ers at C_G Towers. 😯
Lack of breeding obviously. 🙄
Lack of breeding obviously.
That can be fun in the shower too!
Is picking clingons off and using a foot to break them up before they'll fit down the plug hole acceptable? 😈
No peeing in the shower. But... I do comb my arse hairs with her toothbrush when she is being contrary..
I pee in the shower.
Why on earth would I get out getting water everywhere and wet the seat of the toilet and get cold in the process. It all goes down the same waste pipes in the end. I'm genuinely baffled by the squeamishness about the issue. I bet some of you have never pooped outside and had the pleasure of using a lovely furry Foxglove leaf to wipe either. I despair of the world, I really do.
Jo.
Female.
jojoA1 - Member
I pee in the shower.Why on earth would I get out getting water everywhere and wet the seat of the toilet and get cold in the process.
Some of us have (a) bladder control and/or (b) enough of a brain left to suss out to go before getting into the shower.
It's an age thing.....
After reading the above horror stories, I most definitely will not entertain any STW'ers at C_G Towers.
You do remember that I, and others, have showered at your house, don't you? 😉
Weeing is fine. Pooing in the shower; that's not on. I mean, how do you get the chunks down the plughole? Squish them with yer toes, I'd imagine. I've only ever had to do that once, following an 'accident'. I'd never willingly defecate in the shower. S'just uncouth and barbaric.
widdle is good for athletes foot.
... possibly the saddest most kitteh whipped thing I've ever read... come and live with me borther trout. For the first week you can even piss no hands whilst using the toilet...
No Hands pissing I afraid the trout maggot doesn't have that degree of control any more 😥 .
the sitting is by choice really as I spend a huge amount of time in close proximity to toilets ( job is a flooring fitter ) and the smell in some of the poshest houses around the bog is unbelievable