[Closed] Is it completely normal for blokes to p1ss whilst showering?

I tend to use my excellent bladder control instead

Not only is it normal it is also cheaper and better for the environment. The mud on your legs after a ride is probably dirtier than you wee.

..yep, and in the bathtub soon as you pull the plug,
pee aint dirrrty!
you can even drink it 😯
*cough*..... allegedly

yes. next........
I'm good at this...

i stopped doing that once i owned the house. strange, suppose i didnt need to mark my territory. (or actually had to clean the bathroom myself)

Depends if you want to be allowed back into the gym again really.

I do it in the washbasin whilst I'm washing my hands.......it's not just the ladies who can multi-task you know.

It depends if I have a lady in with me or not.

Piss is good for your feet. Hardens them up and stops blisters.

Also helps with jellyfish bites.

Its better than risking not putting the seat in the right place!

I like the "no hands" freedom of it.

I like the "no hands" freedom of it.

wasn't going to post and pretend i know nothing of such vulgarity... but then i saw this ultimate truth that all men should realise at some point in their life.

Of course it's normal, just like farting in the bath for the comedy bubble effect 😀

Not guilty me lud... 😳

It depends if I have a lady in with me or not

Depends on ho k!nky she is I suppose.

My first stw lol of the day. I do love this place. 😆

Yep but it's really hard.
The toilet is right on the other side of the room!

If a bloke doesn't piss in the shower then he'll also be the bloke who sits down to wee 😉

😯

It's normal for women too, just they won't normally admit it.

if its raining really heavy whilst your riding do you bother to stop to have a wee?

People who spent a lot of time in boats in wetsuits tend not to bother stopping, it's warm for a while. Which is nice.

I piss in the shower and sit down for a wee 😳

Being the only male in the house I get the blame for any splashes around the bog

Being at one with the shower has no guilt associated with it. (And as above I do have it on very good authority that ladies do as well. So it must be alright then).

ernie_lynch - Member
I do it in the washbasin whilst I'm washing my hands.......it's not just the ladies who can multi-task you know.

Not to mention the kitchen sink / washing up scenario... well, it ensures the bubbles last longer 8)

I thought that it was the definition of being a gentleman to get of the shower to pee. Never understood why though.

My daughter wee'd in the bath last night, she is only two mind.

She did a poo on the floor yesterday morning though!

[i]Being the only male in the house I get the blame for any splashes around the bog [/i]

Aim better then and don't allow the ladies in the house to demascinulate you. It starts with making you sit down for a wee and ends with you wearing a sarong and shaving your chest.

You... don't...already wear a sarong and shave your chest do you? 😉

Our (1 and only) work shower used to regularly get blocked up and smell bad. Dirty water around your feet not draining away.
Turned out this fella was bringing his washing in and washing it in the shower, the fibres blocking the drain. Then he'd probably piss or take a dump in it, hence the smell. Luckily he was sacked (not for shower misuse) and it's been fine since.
Anyway, I don't piss in that one.

I piss in the shower and sit down for a wee

Being the only male in the house I get the blame for any splashes around the bog

... possibly the saddest most kitteh whipped thing I've ever read... come and live with me borther trout. For the first week you can even piss no hands whilst using the toilet...

First pee of the morning is a sit-down to avoid spray n'pray.

Usually pee in the work shower after commuting in on the steed because I'd otherwise have to get dry and dressed to go and take a leak in the toilets next door.

My first is a sit down too, but I like to multi-task with a poo too and a bowl of porrage.

i stopped doing that once i owned the house...
...or actually had to clean the bathroom myself

on that rationale do you not clean your toilet or do you pee outside?

For the first week you can even piss no hands whilst using the toilet...

what is this magical place you speak of?! 😯

Of course i do. I find it kinda cool to see the little river of river washing away.

Now peeing whilst at a high level of excitement, now that's where the fun really begins.

Do i headstand in the loo and pee upside down.
Or wait a while, for stiffness to back off, then i can force it in the direction of the bowl, often resulting in high pressure sprinkling or complete blockage of the pee tube.

That's a whole different thread..

Phil it's my house. I might revise the policy when I finish tiling the bathroom. There'll be none of this sitting down campery though!

Our work showers smell like urinals. Nasty habit.

Thats probably the bacterial and dead skin build up tbh.

TSY's bathroom, yesterday
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Even Stephen Fry does it. It must be OK

I don't wish to do everything Stephen Fry does though...

😯

I remember one time I'd been windsurfing on Lake Bala for a few hours in May. I got back to the camp site showers a bit chilly and bosting for a wee. Once the wetsuit was off I let go my stream (I don't remember eating that asparagus) and the whole shower block filled up with the distinctive aroma.

A few quizzical glances as I got out.

It's the only time I've ever done it, and I've only weed in my wetsuit once, many years ago.

Occasionally, but I find there's too much of a pavlovian effect - every time I shower I want to pee. Which has its disadvatages when using the post beach outdoor showers on holiday....

That previous picture raises a good question:

why would anyone have a small mat around their toilet to get soaked in piss?