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Sorry McHamish but I just couldn't resist!!!
I just expect the unexpected - much simpler. 🙂
I like to think of myself as a gentleman so I always hold doors open for women and let them through the door first.
Except the ugly ones of course.
equality opne you own door. I will open door for anyone out ofpoliteness but not out of gender. I once went on a very short date as she did not exit the car and waited for me to open the door i just walked off anyway. I always wonder how long she sat there for.
Quite...if everyone let you through the door first there would be no need to smile at them 🙂
waited for me to open the door
Screw that! I would have done the same as you...probably while smirking.
Wait a minute... beautiful ladies should have to pay higher insurance, simples.
They are the cause of accidents.
my other favourite one was with a girlfriend I got poulled in the red light district of an unfamiliar town.. I was lost. The copper explained this to be then turned to my girlfriend and asked her if she was a prostitute. Going mental does not fully describe her reaction. She got off with the assault charge/arrest.
so TSY when you get wood it is so large it acts like a steering lock and you just cant steer anymore then
I pay my girlfriends too Junky. No need to go mental about it.
Edit
Generally I'm driving too slowly to have an accident, I just emergency stop.
A little amusement for you:
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/trail-etiquette-ladies-first-surely-discuss
Perhaps what mmb wants is something like this:
"Well Mr IJ, can we see your complete documented driving history for the time you've been driving, 25 years, and that includes records of points AND recorded claims? Completely clean? Welcome to our company, we'll charge you £100."
But what would really happen if I gave them my complete driving history is that they'd see that I had a couple of accidents just after my wife gave birth a few years ago. She's pregnant again, so the risk of me having more claims would result in a £3000 premium, to cover those claims.
And of course if, for whatever reason, I couldn't prove my complete, unblemished driving history, I'd be charged £10,000. Just in case.
That seems fair to me! 😀