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If you had to make fortune cookies, what would you write inside them?
Answers on a very small postcard inside a biscuit.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:20 pm
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Help, I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:33 pm
 Drac
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May all your baby robins not have their faces ripped off by a savage canine.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:33 pm
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Conti Vert Pros


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:35 pm
 km79
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Don't eat this one.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:36 pm
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Too late.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:51 pm
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Your future will be peppered with random louises


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 10:23 pm
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Your future will be peppered with random louses


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 6:26 am
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This message will self destruct in 3,2,1.......


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 6:56 am
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Take what you can, run and don't look back.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 7:00 am
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MTFU Sweet cheeks.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 7:42 am
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You will die


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 7:51 am
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*glitchy bump*


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 7:52 am
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Thank you for playing Picolax roulette... You'll soon find out if you're a winner!


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:03 am
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The new forum is sooner than you think


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:08 am
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A wise man's disk mount is not a spoon.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:11 am
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Blank for your own message


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:26 am
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Hygiene rating 0/5.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:37 am
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*Bindun*


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:43 am
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???


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:43 am
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Slow down. You move too fast.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 8:45 am
 Mark
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May you think of the children


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:25 am
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

Of all the fortune cookies in all the world, she had to choose mine.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:38 am
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"Your fortune has been deleted by a Moderator"


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:38 am
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"be like an aeroplane on a conveyor belt"


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:41 am
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You're not one of the real people on the forum.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:44 am
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26" isn't dead


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:51 am
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"You should think about cutting your grass"


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 9:55 am
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don't base any life decisions on a cookie


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 10:37 am
 Drac
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Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, unless they're Captain Flasheheart's then just laugh at them.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 10:40 am
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Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes

....then, you'll be safe, because you're a mile away and you have his shoes.


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 10:42 am
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"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit"


 
Posted : 06/09/2017 10:45 am