No, I'm not, I'm reading STW. 😥
Ooh! How exciting!
Are you going to visit the queen?
how are we meant to trust someone who says something one second and something else another?!
son. i am disappoint.
Are you going to visit the queen?
Yeah I'll meet up with you for a drink if you like?
son. i am disappoint.
😆
You bring shame on family... 🙁
Where you gonna be TSY?
Dad, I don't need to go now that celebrity gossip is being streamed straight on to STW.
Where is Pink going on holiday?
Will Simon Cowell's trousers cover his ears soon?
What's the most appropriate torture method for JedWard?
Coming to a forum near you soon....
Good luck oop North
Ahh Now I understand - I just did not open the link as with A & A, watch or car threads
son. i am disappoint.You bring shame on family...
I still hear it everyday, and he's been dead three years........
A friend of my dad's once asked me 'You get gelfren? You naughty boy'. Then gave me a fiver.
I was in my mid-twenties. 😀
What's the most appropriate torture method for JedWard?
Now there's a several-hundred post thread, if ever I saw one....
Ohhhh can I have it after you.
Right well I'm prepared to open up my anti-celeb thread to answers as to how to dispense with JedWard. The winner will appropriately be selected in an X-Factor auditions stylee.
Then I'll go to London, present JedWard with the winning idea, and get merrily drunk the London massif.
human centipede.... but just the two of them, in a never ending circle.
The end justifies the means. The means is irrelevant.
TSY - you're [i]my[/i] celebrity 😉
surely the best most fitting punishment for JedWard would be for everyone to ignore them?
Oh yeah wwaswas: If only life was that simple
+1 DezB. btw you inspired this thread as the rant I was about to start elsewhere today would've been in incredible badtaste.
Now back to dealing with JedWard. Phil is certainly leading the way...
please, call me dad.
All of us?
yeah why not 😆
bring me your mothers!
Hmm, my comments on a no-consequence thread about a celebrity nobody actually knows add nothing to the pointless discussion. Go figure, as they say in the good ol USA.
Should I tell people I'm in a bad mood cos I had a tumble off my road bike today and my elbow is bleeding and my bike is busted?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad,
lend me a tenner' and don't lock the door,
I'll be late tonight......
Yeah dad, fix my bike
'no' dad it's not my sick'
'what you mean grilling oven chips at three in the morning, not me honest'
'yes dad, she looks like a tart but she's nice really'
'no' dad, I don't know whose those knickers are under the couch'
'A JOB! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A JOB!!!!!!!'
'sorry dad'
now now my sons, one at a time!
Khani my boy, i've always been able to trust you, here is your very own set of keys.... use protection 😉
dezB my boy, fix your own bike and why dont you use that tool kit your gran gave you 3 christmases ago?!... and use protection 😉
Daaaaaad, let me in, I've lost my keys,
'dad'' 'DAAAD'' let me in, LET ME IIIINNN!!!!!''
EDIT sorry dad 😳
use the catflap!
Oh please, go on dad.
(if this was anything like real life I'd type the same thing 47 times until you said yes.)
That's what my real dad said as well 😳
Bloody dads!
Mum always said you slept about.
[muttered under breath] prick... [muttered under breath]
'no' dad it's not my sick'
'what you mean grilling oven chips at three in the morning, not me honest'
'yes dad, she looks like a tart but she's nice really'
'no' dad, I don't know whose those knickers are under the couch'
'A JOB! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A JOB!!!!!!!'
'sorry dad'
😆
What a high-quality and excellent value for money thread this one's turned out to be!
Problem is it's all true 😳
I had a misspent youth,
And middle age 😳
yeti young man! what have i told you about swearing?!?!
you dirty f*cker!
back in your basket.
*slams door, lights reefa, kicks car*
[shouts back at house] YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO... YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! [shouts back at house]
TSY has permanently being removed from daughter's suitor list. 😯
Great thread by the way. 8)
I went to London and I bought Singletrack and I took a photo as evidence so you can all believe me as opposed to the OP 🙂
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C_G!! Nooo! I've grown up a lot in the last few minutes....
I had a troubled youth, my Dad wasn't around much. Tell her Dad.
@TSY:
come back son!!!
come back!
come back??
*hangs head in dispair*...
.
.
.
.*smile slowly creeps across my face*
ahh well house is a bit quieter now... off to show your mother a jolly rotten time!
Dad, dad. Simon's been taking pictures of himself again. Tell him dad!
Yeah, whatever Simon...
Does your magazine tell you what crisps Cheryl Cole likes best?
Does it?? Well does it???? Nah, dint fink so!
To be honest son i'm close to disowning him for turning up the bottom of those jeans he moaned about getting for so long!
boys! stop arguing!
no pudding tonight, thats it.
I thought those were some hand-me-downs from Dez for Si to grow into?
Does your magazine tell you what crisps Cheryl Cole likes best?
Well with ST mag at least you get Chipps with everything 😀
IGMC etc.......
Oh and as for the jeans, I was living in Gibraltar and bought them in Spain where all jeans seem to be way too long for me, so I just turned them up!
dammit you weren't meant to find out! my bad... i guess you're gunna want new jeans now too?!
isnt your fur enough!
Nah, just get me back on side with C_G.
Tell her what an awful Dad you've been and that I'm wonderfully well adjusted all things considered.
no pudding tonight, thats it.
Ooh! I've been good all day, can I have their pudding please? 🙂
Nah, just get me back on side with C_G.
Oh, I don't remember us getting close. 😯 Was that with my daughter?
Oi Elf - you didn't reply to my e-mail and, no, you've been causing trouble on here so naughty step again for you my boy!
It's like a nursery school here, jeez. 🙄
What trouble have I been causing? I've been good all day! 😯
I'll have a hunt for yer email. Din't notice one come in recently.
*flings food at C_G, points at Elf, pulls butter wouldn't melt in mouth face*
C_G go easy on yeti, he's had it rough, i walked out on his mum when he was young... to be fair she did cheat on me with some black bears... apparently once you go black.. well you know the saying.
elfin you know the house rules young man. you get a gold star on your wall chart for being good, but no pudding.
What? I have to suffer because of the bad behaviour of others?? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!
(Storms off to room. Slams door. Plots revenge on TSY...)
Zoohouse!!!!!
"What are those magazines under your bed dad"
grown-up magazines for grown-ups. shouldnt you be laying the table for your mother instead of messing around in our room?!
EDIT: double post, first one... my cherry has been popped!
What's the most appropriate torture method for JedWard?Now there's a several-hundred post thread, if ever I saw one....
you can't say things like that! jedward can't help it if some middle age chaps from a cycling forum don't like them. There's no need to get all hate filled and bigoted towards them.
I'm off to jedward.net to show my support for the boys, you're all nasty fascist bullies