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Because, 'science' - God help me, I can't wait to watch this - I assume they're be monitoring him 'along the way' and they'll have some Crocodile Dundee type standing by with a big knife - but still bugger that!

[url= http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/is-the-discovery-channel-really-filming-a-snake-eating-a-man-alive--x1iQ1g8EDg ]Inde Link[/url]


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:25 am
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Poor snake 😥


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:26 am
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[i] I can't wait to watch this[/i]

I could.

It's like bull fighting really, you can do it but but maybe you shouldn't?


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:28 am
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Blimey. Be entertaining if it crushes all his ribs.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:28 am
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[i]Be entertaining if it crushes all his ribs. [/i]

I did wonder how they were going to get round the 'asphyxiating what you're going to eat so it goes in dead' part.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:30 am
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Blimey. Be entertaining if it crushes all his [s]ribs[/s] dreams.

😉


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:30 am
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There's not much detail on that link, but the guy is saying he'd never hurt the snake - and it's only doing what it would in the wild - I don't understand however how he's going to get out without killing the snake.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:39 am
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[i] I don't understand however how he's going to get out without killing the snake.[/i]

As pooh.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:42 am
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It must have to break his ribs or at least stop him breathing to get him in. Don't understand.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 11:53 am
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I liked the story bellow that one:

[i]"The first porn film made by drones is here and it is NSFW"[/i]


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 12:19 pm
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I remember reading as a child that if attacked by a giant snake you should lie still so as to appear dead and wait for the snake to eat you feet first. Once its up to your knees its pretty much incapacitated so you can sit up and clobber it with whatever is at hand.
I've carried that nugget of information with me for 30 years now and never had a chance to use it. Yet.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 2:54 pm
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I sort of hope it all goes wrong for him.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 5:35 pm
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There was that Sef Efrican Steve Irwin type who wanted to touch a king cobra as it reared up.
He was giving it the "I respect this snake so much" guff then it bit him.
I laughed my head and then the rest of my body off.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 5:47 pm
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"The first porn film made by drones is here and it is NSFW"

Saw that too #Droneboning

An odd mix of old and new. The kind of cliched landscape shots from every MTB film since the internet, and readers wives from hedge porn from pre the internet.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 5:52 pm
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Zippykona, Austin Stevens, what a dumbass.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 5:54 pm
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I think he should try it with a lion first before he pointlessly kills the snake.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 6:20 pm
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As pooh.

[img] [/img]

Or do you mean 'poo'?


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 6:26 pm
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Couldn't find the one with the snake.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 6:36 pm
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[i]Or do you mean 'poo'?[/i]

Well, I did consider this, but I decided that "Pooh" was how we always spelt poo when I was a lad.


 
Posted : 06/11/2014 9:12 pm
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[url= http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/dec/08/aten-alive-anaconda-snake-paul-rosolie ]Is disappoint[/url]

[i]The first 90 minutes of the two-hour special detailed a truly suspenseful hunt for a suitable snake and the final 30 minutes were dedicated to a snake biting his helmet and then Rosolie calling off the stunt without a second attempt[/i]


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:31 am
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It bit him on the helmet? That would smart.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 12:22 pm
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My uncle used to be in the army based out in Burma, he showed us pictures once of when they were on patrol in the jungle and bivvying for the night in hammocks.

One of the soldiers fell asleep with his arm hanging out and woke up with terrible pins and needles in it to find a snakes head 'stuck' at his armpit!!


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 1:19 pm
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"The first porn film made by drones is here and it is NSFW"

Saw that too #Droneboning
An odd mix of old and new. The kind of cliched landscape shots from every MTB film since the internet, and readers wives from hedge porn from pre the internet.

The same thing happens with all new technologies. When the piano was invented it was hailed its technical and expressive advances over the harpsichord and clavichord, but now people just use pianos for downloading porn and stalking their ex girlfriends.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 1:36 pm
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I think this sums it up for all of us;

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 7:52 am