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My manliness has suffered a great deal.
As is usual me and three girly friends ended up at the cinema yesterday. Unbeknownst to me (honest) tickets to Coco Before Chanel were purchased. I then found out as we were walking into the screening there was a showing of Enter the Dragon - directors cut in the next room. It didn't help that I walked in holding my best friends handbag. Oh the shame!
My manliness is wounded. Coco wasn't interesting and just to rub it in both films finished at the same time.
What manly thing do I have to do to regain man points?
Piss all over the loo seat?
DUTCH OVEN!
DUTCH OVEN
Well that was an interesting google search 😯 😆
Never mind Ester
eth3er - toenail clippings in the bath, shave in the shower and forget to rinse, use all the toilet paper and pick and flick during a bring tv prog - that should help.
I see what you did there WCA. 😀
Couldnt you have gouged out your own eyes just as the film started
My missus does Amateur musicals and I have to go and see every bloody premiere I feel your pain.
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your female side eth3er. Do you also dnce around handbags?[/url]
... likes fancy cakes.
eth3er - toenail clippings in the bath,[b] shave in the shower[/b] and forget to rinse, use all the toilet paper and pick and flick during a bring tv prog - that should help.
His bikini line presumably?
Are you the same bloke as appears on 'Flog It' ? Oooh You are awful type ??
Buy yourself a large bone handled bowie knife. For shaving. Your genitals.
By titling a post 'I'm a man dammit', you just come over a bit too desperate to prove you are. Are you good with colours?