20 questions to see if you can tell the difference between a range at ikea and the name of a death metal band.
12/20 for me 😀
11 here
Great game!! 15/20 here. Im ashamed to admit I recognised 3 of the IKEA names.......
19/20, bit living here and knowing a fair part of the language helps that. And being friends with the guitarist from Sweden's premier goregrind band General Surgery.
12/20 for me
Great game
I was on for a perfect score but then got the last 3 in a row wrong. 17/20
20/20. Not sure whether to be chuffed or embarrassed.
12/20 for me. I love metal, but not quite the black/death that most of these bands appear to be!
16.
Didn't recognise any of the names but black metal bands aren't very imaginative.
11/20 by total guesswork!
14/20
I also recognised some some of the IKEA names.
There’s a similar quiz doing the rounds with trying to decipher the death metal band name from their logo. Most are the workings of three year old child’s scribbling combined with attempts at ambiagrams.
14 correct guesses!
I also now know where to find some depressive black funeral doom 'music' if the mood takes me...
12/20
I knew some Ikea names, but only the older ones. Rest was guesswork.
13. Bit disappointed in that.
Much like a trip to Ikea.
9/20.
Got 6 on the trot at first, but it went downhill from there.
I hadn’t heard of any of the bands.
Or the ikea items.
Much like a trip to Ikea.
I thought this whole thread was going to be about making a choice between the 2.
Just to juice things up a bit, I like to walk round the store the “wrong way”. You can see it messes with peoples minds
12 for me, mostly guesses 😉
18/20 but I do live in schweeden
Didn't realise it was a quiz. I just saw the title and chose death.
This is why I fear IKEA. I won't go there again.
19 out of 20, I've been trapped in Njarnia way too many times.
Didn’t realise it was a quiz. I just saw the title and chose death.
Likewise.
This is why I fear IKEA. I won’t go there again.
We know a song about that, don't we Johnny.
14/20, I will admit to recognising one Ikea name, the rest was guess work.
I've got my laptop speakers on quite loud after a Teams call earlier with a colleague that has a dodgy mic, I shit myself when I got the first one wrong and the buzzer went off!
I only got 10. Recognised a table name, cos I own one. Fun quiz 🙂
pro tip: This quiz is even more fun if you say the names out loud in the silliest scandi accent you can manage.
10/20 by picking Ikea every time.
17/20. More likely down to too many hellish Sunday afternoons amongst the Billy bookcases than my headbanging youth.
10/20
You’re the kind of person who likes to rattle off their favorite designers and bands, but can’t name more than one song. Quit buying t-shirts for bands you’ve never heard of and relying on TV designers for your sense of style.
Oof. Bit close to the knuckle.
14/20 for me and I don't mind a trip to IKEA! Mainly for the hotdog at the end as a reward...
You scored 8 out of 20!
Congrats you are...
Scenester.
You’re the kind of person who likes to rattle off their favorite designers and bands, but can’t name more than one song. Quit buying t-shirts for bands you’ve never heard of and relying on TV designers for your sense of style. And hey, why not check out the web site of the agency who made this?
Maybe pick up a few old Mayhem records this weekend, Your friends at Gatesman.
16 for me. I have purchased some of the items that came up, and still remember the names.
Didn’t realise it was a quiz. I just saw the title and chose death.
Me too. I chose death also
PSA: You get clips of music played at you. Dont try to sneak this in on the side while in a teams meeting.
12 / 20.
Enjoyed it, reminded me of the classic "is it big data or is it a Pokémon?"
Big data or pokemon
What others are there like this?
18/20 But I do live near Wembley 🙂
What others are there like this?
Arse or elbow?
Sick or soup?
(Note: I just made both of those up, and am now afraid to google them in case they do actually exist.)
12/20 for me, which is surprising as ive never been to an Ikea nor bought anything from them.
11/20 here. I’ve been to Ikea a few times, got some bits and pieces, but not enough to be familiar with the names. My lighting in the lounge is Ikea, an LED upright light with an adjustable swan-neck light for reading, etc, and I’ve got several little table-lights, with two telescoping arms and a black hemisphere on top, originally had 12v halogen bulbs in, which got blisteringly hot, but I found LED replacements which run cold and are a much better light. Had them for many years, one sits on the coffee table, and gives enough light for watching telly.
Friends often go there, as much for the meatballs at the end!
13 for me - i recognised more black metal bands than ikea products which is a Good Thing i recon.
Meatballs, thats all there is to it (get the big portion)
You can self flajjerlate your self self via the main checkout when you have spent £189.75 on nothing of any value.
Think McDonald's with penance...
10. A bit disappointed with that but I did have Mini wittering down my ear.
20/20 here. Caveat being Swedish speaker, and was into metal as a kid.
20/20, suckers 😀
12 - didn't recognise any as Ikea or Death. Random would be 10/20, and 3 words with Swedish letters (Å, Ä Ö) I guessed were Ikea, so random + Swedish would be 11.5, which I only just beat.
18/20, a mix of metal fandom and ikea boredom.
I like the Koppla range, always makes me think of shouty Klingons
17/20. I think I was a bit lucky in some of the choices.
12/20....
GF got 18/20.
There's a strange correlation between a nation's well being/happiness, education, average earning and life expectancy and the popularity of death metal in that nation.
Scandinavian countries always come out on top.
Chicken or egg?
I’m Kvlt with 11/20. All complete guesses. Now where is my bag of mini dime bars?
i choose ikea.
our routine is i sit in the cafe while the ladies walk round the display areas, coffee or sometimes a beer but always some delicious horse balls. Then i meet em in the heavy lift area, do the tills, bag of mini dime bars, 50p hotdog, load up and eff off.
18/20 here - and I've never knowingly listened to death metal.