I would be a Le Creuset pan ! Strong ageless and reliable (though occasionaly the knob needs a tighten)
Mind was wondering stuck in a trafic jam this morning !
I'd be a semi-whimsical utensil-related fridge magnet, like this one:
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That's the OP, on the far left.
A Spanner .... oh, hold on ...
I'm a spoon.
But we knew that.
An espresso machine.
Tries to appear complex but ultimately spews the same old crap out time after time.
A mandoline slicer..
Practical, efficient and a joy to use.. a revelation, a marvel..
But unloved and left to gather dust at the back of the cupboard, as those in the know are quick to point out that in practice the inevitable outcome is getting your fingertips painfully sliced off
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That's the OP, on the far left.
Have the two in the middle been cryogenically frozen?
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Some sort of knife, I'm sharp me... 😛