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[Closed] If you could of chosen, in which county would you have be born ?

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North Yorkshire


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:11 pm
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Lancashire.

Obviously.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:15 pm
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Yorkshire, obviously. *checks passport....it says Yorkshire! yay!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:20 pm
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Yorkshire & funnily enough, I was..!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:21 pm
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Cockerneyshire. Obvs!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:21 pm
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Yorkshire, luckily enough I was, I only live in Lancashire now cos it's cheap as chips 😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:24 pm
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Sorry but this grips my shit:

[i]If you could [s][b]of[/b][/s] HAVE chosen, in which county would you have be born ?[/i]


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:24 pm
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Yorkshire has all the warmth and welcome of syphilis.
😀

Don't get me wrong,it's a beautiful place, sadly ruined only in one minor respect.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:25 pm
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British Columbia or Savoie


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:27 pm
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Sorry but this grips my shit:

If you could of HAVE chosen, in which county would you have be born ?


Obviously not from Yorkshire, suvern at a guess


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:27 pm
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I don't get all this Yorkshire stuff,just seems weird.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:29 pm
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I would [u]have[/u] chosen Yorkshire, and like the lucky lads posting above, I was. I only live in scotchland cos I invaded and married a local lass.

🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:31 pm
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Obviously not from Yorkshire, suvern at a guess

Yer just can't say [i]of[/i] in place of [i]have[/i] if you've been brought up properly. And that means to use big fat flattened vowels.

It disgusts me...


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:37 pm
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Does it matter? I'm just glad to be English 🙂

Although, that said, Nottinghamshire was about right for me. Wouldn't want to HAVE been born in somewhere full of grumpy old fekkers like, err, Yorkshire...... 😛


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:40 pm
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Liverpool. Yes I know it isn't a county but as a cultural and geographical reference, it'll do just fine.

Don't consider myself 'English'..


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:42 pm
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I don't get all this Yorkshire stuff,just seems weird.

You would if you were.

It's about pride, a feeling of belonging; that unspoken knowledge that your just better. To the outside world we're much like the Scots, but with the generosity removed. If your on the inside though, it's mint.

Take the 2012 Olympics, for example; if Yorkshire was a country it would've been around 9th in the medal table - and we didn't even use Peter Sutcliffe in the Hammer..!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:43 pm
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Born in Devon and proud of my roots, just wish I still lived there, maybe one day, until then Dorset will have to do.


 
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Happy with Nairobi on my birth certificate. If it's good enough for that other cyclist fella from Kenya....


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:45 pm
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Born: Braddon, Canberra, New South Wales.
Bred: Manchester, Here.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:46 pm
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I'm pretty happy in Surrey, but then I suspect I would have been pretty happy had my mum's side of the family stayed up in Notts/south Yorkshire.

And then I've enjoyed time spent living in Hampshire and Leicestershire. So I suppose I'm pretty easy to please. Maybe not Norfolk though.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:57 pm
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Perthshire -> result


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:25 pm
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Born in Durham & proud of it, & Durham Cathedral makes York Minster look like a bothy.
I currently live in North Yorkshire, which is great but I don't get all the 'I'm from Fantastic Yorkshire & I'm fantastic' bollox.
Folk who go on like that sound like Texans. I work with loads of Yorkshire lads & lasses & most of it's tongue in cheek!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:28 pm
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Anywhere but Essex, I'm not a cockney, I don't have a spray tan, and I can read and write and tell the time.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:30 pm
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Sorry but this grips my shit:

If you could of HAVE chosen, in which county would you have be born ?

It's about pride, a feeling of belonging; that unspoken knowledge that [b]your[/b] just better.

Ahem

I would have chosen Kent. Parts of Kent are beautiful. Nice and close to mainland Europe and some reasonable riding.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:33 pm
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NZ.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:39 pm
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Anywhere but the south east or midlands.

One is a horrible place the other is filled with horrible people.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:39 pm
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Northumberland. It's like Yorkshire but better.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:53 pm
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Right here in God's county: Yorkshire!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:55 pm
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Hazzard.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:01 pm
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The one I was born in - Oxfordshire. I'm sure the people are jesting about the south east being uniformly horrible. It is deeply unpleasant in parts, but in others....


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:02 pm
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Born in Gibraltar but class myself a Yorkshire lass


 
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That's COUNTY, not COUNT[b]R[/b]Y...


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:13 pm
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Quite happy with Wiltshire, fairly easy to get to lots of other places, and it's got lots of history and beautiful places to go.


 
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It's about pride, a feeling of belonging; that unspoken knowledge that your just better.

Ahem

Erm, yeah... I was being, erm... Ironic/stupid/spell checker did it (delete as applicable) 😳


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:18 pm
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Picardie


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:20 pm
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county kerry


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:49 pm
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The Isle have Wight, where prepositions are interchangeable.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:57 pm
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t' Yorkshire for t' win.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 10:14 pm
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Well flamed for not being brought up right
People not knowing that country is different to county
People wanting to live somewhere because its closer to another country
Worserist of all someone thinking Kerry is better than Cork


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 11:01 pm
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British Columbia 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 11:03 pm
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Thats bit like confessing your from Belgium

Edit:- Has it stopped raining yet ?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 11:05 pm
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Well I was born in Uttar Pradesh, which was treated like an English county back in the day....so BC seems a step forward. 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 11:10 pm
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I wasn't born in a County. 😐


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 11:11 pm
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Born: Braddon, Canberra, New South Wales.

Crikey, you're older than I thought, been a while since Braddon was in NSW... Though I guess in those times it wasn't even Braddon.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 11:13 pm
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Yorkshire - which as luck would have it...

Oh and I would like to take this opportunity to point out that even up north some of us know the difference between of and have.


 
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