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I'm trying to eat healthier & lose weight & a by product of this is that i am trying to eat salad for dinners as opposed to bread. EATING SALAD WITH A FORK IS A PITA!
So i've come up with the concept of compressing salad into a rigid tubular format to make it much more 'stabbable'. Why wouldn't this work?
Why wouldn't this work?
because it wouldnt contain any dead animal to make it nutritious and yummy?
eat cucumber.
Salad that arrives in a sausage form.
PITA....isn't that what you should be putting it in....
(I'll get my coat)
Pitta?
Are we straying in to kebab territory here?
Why not just make the salad out of veg that is crisp and easy to stab? Iceberg, cucumber, peppers, etc. None of that limp-ass lambs lettuce or rocket.
[i] limp-ass lambs lettuce[/i]
lame donkey, young sheep and salad leaf fusion food?
Why not learn to use cutlery properly.
Or failing that, your fingers?
Your solution is akin to the electric handbrake. There isn't a problem to be solved.
Nose bag?
DaveyBoyWonder - Member
Your solution is akin to the electric handbrake. There isn't a problem to be solved.
😆 😆 So true
blend it?
Buy vegetarian sausages?
I am assuming they have some kind of vegetables in?
Salad sausage made me giggle, I am a pathetic immature child 😆
I always slice my cherry tomatoes in half when I chuck em in the tuppaware.
My salads are quite anal. Although not sausage shaped.
Just thinking but you could maybe use your other hand to operate a knife in a way that complements the fork, sort of like 'using a knife and fork'?
Not thought much beyond that so it might be a non-starter...
EDIT: Pinkster beat me to it!
DezB - Member
My salads are quite anal. Although not sausage shaped.
You mean the idea of an anal sausage salad doesn't appeal?
anal sausage salad
I remember hearing some of their Peel Sessions back in the 80s. Doris Day covers done in the Thrash Metal style IIRC.
Salad - chopsticks. Simples!
You mean the idea of an anal sausage salad doesn't appeal?
I think it's the idea of the dressing that's a turn off...
why eat something that expends more energy than it provides?
Surely the mayonnaise sticks it all together well enough? Failing that, bacon dripping based dressing.
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I have that very Vitamix.
A great piece of kit.
If i made a salad sausage, would you buy it?
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Salad: thing you have on the side of the plate, to justify all the other rubbish you're eating. Occasionally satisfying, but rarely the point of the meal.
Sausage: one of the finest food inventions of all time. Take all the tastiest parts of the tastiest food (pig), shove them all together with some of the tastiest herbs, and fry, slowly. Eat on bread, with mash, in batter, on its own, in metre-long form at Oktoberfest, with pasta, deep-fried, two at a time, on a fork, in your fingers....
Sorry, where was I?
Your solution is akin to the electric handbrake. There isn't a problem to be solved.
I love my car's electric handbrake, completely unnecessary but it's great.
Eat the salad with your fingers.
Have you tried putting Rocket Salad in a blender?
Hmmm, try it 😉
The only way you can improve a sausage is to wrap bacon around it.
Salad sausages? Go and sit in the corner and have a word with yourself. 🙄
Congratulations OP, you have just invented the Vietnamese spring roll:
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Like a condom stuffed with salad
Cold sausage with salad is a pleasant dining experience, however not in winter.
Edit: oooh that picture ^^^ just changed.
I pasted the wrong link 😳 The first one had a prawn in it, and therefore outside the remit of this thread.
Well, when you put it like that.....Like a condom stuffed with salad
PITA....isn't that what you should be putting it in....
I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg...