[Closed] If God did exist, what would he eat?

Soul Food

Jehova's

Dairy, cheeses and Hovis

I'm with Joolsburger on this

At my house he'd eat American Pancakes with maple syrup

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Baby rainforest dolphins obviously.

What makes you so sure God is a man anyway

Man was created in god's image, if the bible is to believed, whereas woman was created from Adam's rib after Adam went "god, I'm bored senseless and masturbating myself into premature blindness, sort it out!" Or something like that.

So, god is male, is as far as a fictional construct can have a gender anyway.

Roasted Dawkins
Woppit Ice Cream
Scambled Hitchins

[i]after Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler[/i]

[s]His[/s] her sustenance is lorrve. Or seemingly human prostration.

More likely, cosmic rays, nuclear fusion, some sort of space time trans dimensional shift by product.

i though he was partial to fatted calves
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bacon and avacado sandwiches..

He wouldn't eat in our canteen that's for sure.

He would probably eat the supporters of all other religions - muslims, pagans, jedis, etc.

Do Dominoes deliver to heaven?

soreen/miles