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Peanutbutter on toast
Smarties
Bacon
and Carrotcake
Chicken and mushroom pot noodles
The food of the gods
That little bit of dust you find in the end of a packet of dry roasted peanuts
Ambrosia....
...custard
Apples?
Humans.
Swans of course.
My lug'ole?
rich tea biscuits
Chelsea supporters
nothing
Soreen and Tangfastics. Fo' sho'
Apples.
Cake.
Well, if I was God, that's what I'd eat. For eternity. Om nom nom nom!
Mana
angel delight
angel delight
Religious fundamentalists, if there's any justice in the world.
My lug'ole?
very good 🙂
Pork scratchings, really salty ones. With bits of hair on.
Nom nom nom
boobs
Bananas!
scallops and chorizo, with a nice rioja
Singlespeeders with a sandals & beard side salad and a full-fat niche dressing?
What do you mean "if"...!
Just had him round mine for dinner and we had chip buttys.
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Scum.
full english breakfast
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pedestrians and traffic
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iDave - Member
scallops and chorizo, with a nice riojaOooh, I've scallops and black pudding for tea tonight.
Treacle pudding and custard. And steak with peppercorn sauce.
but he doesnt.
angel juice
energy
I think most people have confused the OP with "if [i]I [/i]was god what would [i]I[/i] eat"
He'd eat love and crap out angels or something, with sweetcorn in.
At my house he'd eat American Pancakes with maple syrup the current snack je jour.
Dinosaurs... That would explain a couple of things anyways... 🙄
....pussy. Lots of it.
Jafa Cakes.
Maverick Bars.
Food.
What makes you so sure God is a man anyway ?? Misogynists !!
hels - Member
What makes you so sure God is a man anyway ?? Misogynists !!
"is"? I believe the original question, quite rightly, began: "[b]IF[/b] god existed"...
It's the beard I reckon.
Peach blossom marinated in baby's first tears: to make his farts smell sweet and his poo taste like Edinburgh rock. Amen