It's freaking mental isn't it?! I bet emsz only weighs like 1 and a half 102ZZZ boobs.
If you think that's big... you should try and guess how big the biggest fake ones are!
weren't they the boobs on the girl from Euro trash that ended up killing herself?
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On the subject of things we have learnt today, I learnt Polar Bears love tubes.
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Flavia lives in the next road to me. I often see her, but haven't plucked up the courage to ask her out yet.
(it's not the rejection I'm worried about, it's what my wife would do to me)
Nope... apparently these ones are still growing... 'Itsy' and 'Bitsy' are their names.
FAKE! Picture I mean, not boobs. If I had a boob job that ended up looking like that I'd want my money back. And another boob job!
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Kittens love tubes too!
Flavia lives in the next road to me. I often see her, but haven't plucked up the courage to ask her out yet.
Vincent may also complain or are they dancing rather than horizontal partners?
Coonhounds can have very large ears:
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Had to look it up 😳
I weigh 7 stones, so her boobs weight more than me!!!
7 stone? You weigh 7 stone? Even my boobs weigh more than you! Well maybe not but you must be tiny! 🙂
Today I learned that I drank half a tub of melted ice cream at 3 am last night as my supper after a spontaneous party in Morzine.
160cm and 45kg.
no boobs LOL
7 stone? You weigh 7 stone? Even my boobs weigh more than you! Well maybe not but you must be tiny!
I think Darcy's boobs weigh more than Emsz.
I think Darcy's boobs weigh more than Emsz.
This is a disgusting comment Jamie, cyber bullying at it's worst. Be ashamed of yourself... 😛
Today I learned that I drank half a tub of melted ice cream at 3 am last night as my supper after a spontaneous party in Morzine.
Dairy? You ate dairy? But that's not on your diet sheet? pah, I hope you did 10 hrs running today for that
she's been off Vincent (so to speak) for years. She had a go with Matt D'Angelo and now she's with Jimi Mistry.
1- I am not a stalker
2- I only know this because my wife and 2 daughters love the show so it's become our saturday night TV treat
3- Ola's the best anyway. Although Katia and Aliona are good too. And Kara Tointon, and also Rachel Stevens......
I hope you did 10 hrs running today for that
Don't make him break a promise.
As ever,
🙁 @ Jimmers.
lol theotherjohnv so you really aren't too fussy then? How about Edwina Curry?
aww Darcy, don't be sad, he's just jealous and it comes out as smarty pants remarks. He's really feeling sad, lonely and pathetic inside. He can't even a lift a little dumb bell without getting a tickle in his back so he really can't be talking about your moobs 😀
Darcy, do you want a hug? Jamie's a nasty, nasty man... we all know this.
As ever,🙁 @ Jimmers.
I wouldn't do it if Emma didn't laugh at it.
She is the real villain here.
Jamie's a nasty, nasty man... we all know this
Indeed. I practically have the Gobi Desert up there.
Emsz is very tiny but it's the future;
As Earth's precious resources dwindle, the big, fat and heavy will struggle, and it will be the small that survive, as they need less food, material for clothing, metal to make bicycles etc.
And with population levels at critical, there will be an increased need for lower ceilings, as this will enable us to put more homes into less space. So those over say 5'10 will have to be taxed for being overheight, or maybe undergo voluntary sterilisation to ensure that the World's population becomes smaller.
It's a terrifying vision (speshly if you're long), but that's how things will tun out.
The Tiny shall inherit the Earth. Small = more economically sustainable.
Must be as dry as Gandhi's flip flop, I think you need some loving too Jamie.
Yey for small people!!
Jamie's funny
"Dairy? You ate dairy? But that's not on your diet sheet? pah, I hope you did 10 hrs running today for that"
Technically it was still my day off, though I await Deadly's advice, chequebook at the ready.
At the start of your day off or the end of it??
At the end of the day etc. And it was only an alleged dairy travesty. It may have been made up.
not that fussy. I'd be happy with any of the professional dancers (although I suspect Erin would kill me)
Is that the very, very worst thing someone could ever accuse you have doing? It may be made up if so, melted ice cream is naffing disgusting.
Theotherjohn - you are too easy 😯
And with population levels at critical, there will be an increased need for lower ceilings, as this will enable us to put more homes into less space. So those over say 5'10 will have to be taxed for being overheight, or maybe undergo voluntary sterilisation to ensure that the World's population becomes smaller.
It's a terrifying vision (speshly if you're long), but that's how things will tun out.
The Tiny shall inherit the Earth. Small = more economically sustainable.
Genesis were ahead of the game on this one. They had a song called [i]Get 'em out by Friday[/i] on [i]Foxtrot[/i].
18/9/2012 T.V. Flash on all Dial-A-Program ServicesThis is an announcement from Genetic Control:
"It is my sad duty to inform you of a four foot restriction on
humanoid height."Extract from coversation of Joe Ordinary in Local Puborama
"I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all the
properties that have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold.
It's said now that people will be shorter in height,
they can fit twice as many in the same building site.
(they say it's alright),
Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow,
in the interest of humanity, they've been told they must go,
told they must go-go-go-go."Sir John De Pebble of United Blacksprings International
"I think I've fixed a new deal
A dozen properties - we'll buy at five and sell at thirty four,
Some are still inhabited,
It's time to send the winkler to see them,
he'll have to work some more."
That was 1972, very far-sighted.
