[Closed] I will say this once only....

Lol, me too - was disappointed to realise today's programme was a repeat from last night though.

girls thread 😉

I'm quite partial too it too.... 😳

...as I used to dance for my Uni team 😉

I dunno, my other half loves it to in a 'manly way' 🙄 , curvy/skinny/bouncy ladies bouncing around in skimpy outfits - there is something for everyone! I also love the dresses of course, not just Artem 🙂

Don't worry lads. The world sheep dog trials are starting soon.
Proper telly!

you need a warning in the thread title, otherwise more unsuspecting people will open this and feel sick...
roll on thursday night though- guy and his dogs!

I'm a girl and I don't like strictly! 😛

World Sheep Dog trials. Oh dear me :/

I may have to watch the sheep dog thing - just to drool over Guy Martin 😀

"apparently, sheepdogs can understand 200 english words. i dunno. i'm not saying i don't believe it... but i don't believe it"- Guy Martin.

brilliant.

I typed a reply, but I thought it might be misconstrued, so I deleted it before posting 🙂

stupefying the masses.

I watch it until Erin Boag gets knocked out.

oh say it Ian, go on you know you want to 🙂

200 words? Guy Martin? I hope he is trying to be the Rob Warner of the farming world? I thought he rode motorbikes & canal boats not played with sheep/sheepdogs?

Strictly for cretins

how rude. I might just report you for being so mean 👿

😳 😀

Strictly for cretins

Seems like someone hasn't had their beans today.

hahahahaha, didn't soak them for long enough I reckon 🙂

Lifestyle prescription needed. And, look, he's here.

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Wow DD, how did you know TSY was going to appear?

Heh...nice ninja edit TSY.

I do wish you would stick to your guns a bit more though.

I missed TSY's post. What's he chickened out of saying?

Hmmm... I'm trying not to come across as an asshat any more, but essentially I like laughing at the mentally ill.

oh no TSY don't you dare, put that comment back now!!! You always cop out lady!!!

Who were you being an asshat to?

He said something about watching the idiots on ITV I think.

I missed TSY's post. What's he chickened out of saying?

He was suggesting that participants of a popular TV based talent show might be challenged cerebrally.

....then he said something racist as well 😀

It was Brummyist Jamie... 100% of X-Factor auditionees from Birmingham are mental. It's a real life fact.

Bastard.

Sorry.

Bastard

Now DoubleDsDarcy is having a rip at illegitimate children!

Seems like a lot of people have sand in their vagina tonight.

nothing wrong with an opinion. Now children I'm not for one second saying that Strictly is high brow TV but Artem really is rather fit 🙂 Lets not fall out xx

Hate that phrase

What have you got against sand Jamie? I've seen you have a dig at it more than once!

It's this sort of intolerance that makes me want to stop coming here.

there were a few phrases there emsz, which one?

Hate that phrase

Illegitimate?

What have you got against sand Jamie?

It hurts my vagi.......ok i'll stop now.

The Southern Yeti - Member

100% of X-Factor auditionees are mental. It's a real life fact.

I've never had sand in my vagina but I would imagine it would make me a bit grumpy if I did so if idave does have sand in his vagj I understand his comment 😆

Anyway, back to interesting facts that you've heard today...

Apparently the largest recorded natural boob size is 102ZZZ, with each breast wighing a staggering 4 stone.

Vaginal beanz in his sand I think was how it was.

4 stone?

Jesus, that's a third...erm...a quarter...erm...just over a quarter of my bodyweight.

Vaginal beanz in his sand I think was how it was.

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I haven't heard any facts today 🙁 That is however a massive pair of boobs you found out about 😯