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I am sat on the train and was promoting the big bike bash to the bloke on the seat across the aisle. I gave him a BBB flyer and the woman sat facing me gave a disproving sigh/snort noise. For fun I asked if she wanted a flyer.
She replied "do I look like a cyclist?"
I replied "not really but cycling is really good when you need to shed a few pounds"
Bloke still holding the flyer nearly pissed himself.
I am now staring at my phone intently trying to avoid making eye contact with the woman sat less than two feet away.
Your moniker is fairly apt then...
Class!!!! 😀
🙂
Brilliant!
awesome put down, you don't wanna chat to cycle haterz anyway 🙂
WorldClassFootinMouthComment
Would have loved to see that.
I'm a chubby cyclist too!
[i]Your moniker is fairly apt then...[/i]
My thoughts, exactly 🙂
WCA.
Come on, admit it. You meant to do that, didn't you.
😉
WorldClassFootinMouthComment
that's how he [i]really[/i] broke his ankle
Stuff her, fat cow.
Disapproving sigh/snort?! Why, if you were just talking to someone about something you enjoy. Sounds like she got what she deserved, well done.
Give her a flyer as you leave the train; "It really does help with weight loss".
punch her.
"I'll get me coat"
😀
Take a photo of her for a new flyer
"This could be you if you don't come to the BBB"
With the old slam door trains then you could have ejected her from the train fairly easily. Not so easy with the push button doors unfortunately.
I am still trying to keep a straight face and pretend it was a well meant comment. She is now reading her magazine and keeps staring at me.
Thankfully I get off next stop.
Buy her a cake by way of an apology!
Does your phone have a camera?
Ask her to be your Facebook friend
Stare back at her - see how long she lasts before one of you blinks/looks away...!
I thought the standard response was "Button it, fatty!"
She followed me off the train but I can limp faster than she waddled so I could escape in a taxi.
Tried to get a photo but it is blurred where I was hobbling too quickly
She frightened you, didn't she?
You deserve a Blue Peter badge, bare minimum.
What, no 'Button it, Fatty!'? Missed opportunity...
EDIT: Beaten to it, by some distance.
tell her to join STW...then we can burn her!! 😆
She frightened you, didn't she?
she probably wanted to eat him...
snort like a pig as you get off.
Hah, i did something very similar at the weekend. Two attractive girls asked me and my friend which track was good to go down, but one said she didn't want to climb bacj up. She was a bit chubby. I said 'well if youwant to get fitlike yourfriend, riding ups thebest way' . Oops
Will there be a BBW class at BBB?
we really are crap aren't we? blokes eh? rubbish by design'well if youwant to get fitlike yourfriend, riding ups thebest way'
Funny as...
Keep winking at her, raising your eyebrows, and doing that mouth thing that I have no idea how to describe. That should get her to ignore you, or move seat.
If it all goes pear shaped and she fancies you as a result, say "Do I look like a porky poker?"
crikey - MemberBuy her a cake by way of an apology!
winner 😆
gonzy - Membertell her to join STW...then we can burn her!!
You dont know how much 'rn' looked like an 'm' on my phone. Nearly spat me beer!
gonzy - Membertell her to join STW...then we can burn her!!You dont know how much 'rn' looked like an 'm' on my phone. Nearly spat me beer!
I've now just spat water on my keyboard
I thought it was odd he wanted to bum the fat bird.
But not surprised.
Does your phone have a wide angled lens?
Given the reach that STW commands, I'm a touch surprised no-one is reporting their mum / wife / sister has sent them a huffy text about being on the train and getting insulted by a random bloke with a limp 🙂
My reply would have just been "**** off you fat ****" but there we go, you have more class than me.
See, I just don't understand why people don't like cyclists 😕
her to join STW...then we can burn her!!
Just saw this..... 
I read that as "bum" as well...even though i'm on my laptop. Something to do with being a bloke?
bwaarp - MemberMy reply would have just been "* off you fat *" but there we go, you have more class than me.
Just the other day you were the poster boy for tolerance on another thread.
And now you come out with this?
Grow up.
I think you're fatist!
No, I think you are fatest.
Suggest some angry sex in the train toilet?
This will end up in the Daily Wail - insulting cyclists not content with taking over the pavements are now on the trains, ban them, ban them all!
If she stuck her nose into a conversation you were having with someone else, then she can't really complain, can she?
I'm curious to know what a cyclist looks like? She clearly thinks they are easily identifiable. I'm pretty sure I don't look like everyone else on this forum.
Oh and excellent put down 🙂
Wasn't meant as a put down, it was kind advice in my head but when it left my mouth it was less kind, unfortunately like the dunked text or email I couldn't un-say it.
Glad it amused you lot though
This will end up in the Daily Wail - insulting cyclists not content with taking over the pavements are now on the trains, bum them, bum them all!
If it was meant as a put down, I really envy you. If I thought of something like that it would be 30 seconds too late!
Are you not in the New Forest?
There's another recruit for the local fatwa 😛 against cyclists!
She'll have stopped off at Homebase on the way home for a pitchfork and some carpet tacks. And chips from the van in the car park.
Grow up.
He's going to be the world's greatest biomed scientist, don't you know 😆
To quote from that other thread, u should have followed up with 'but my scrotum says otherwise'
No he isn't - he's just a very naughty boy.
Grow up.
Cheer up.
Cheer up?
I'm perfectly happy.
You, on the other hand appear to have anger problems:
bwaarp - MemberMy reply would have just been "* off you fat *" but there we go, you have more class than me.
From this post, I think it's a fair assumption that [i]everyone[/i] has more class than you.
In fact, I think I may have scraped classier things from the sole of my shoe.
Ask her "when are you due?"
Made me giggle, thanks WCA
Very nice. I don't think you need to feel bad - Her snort of derision clearly cut the moral dividing line.
I think you should let your subconscious out more often 🙂
You dont know how much 'rn' looked like an 'm' on my phone. Nearly spat me beer!
😆 😆
I've now just spat water on my keyboard
😆 😆
I thought it was odd he wanted to bum the fat bird.But not surprised.
😯 😯
[i]I thought it was odd he wanted to bum the fat bird.
But not surprised.[/i]
Oi!
🙁
What a fantastic thread. 😆
BBB = 'Big Bird Bum'?
You could have followed it up by waiting for the snack cart to come by, and when she was asked if she wanted anything by the attendant looked at her and gave her a disproving sigh/snort noise.
RM.
BBB = 'Big Bird Bum'?
Or BBB = 'Bum Big Birds'?
Thread has officially achieved pie smile
Funny!
This thread is useless without pics. One of her scowling or WCA pissing himself. Either will do.
She got off lightly though..
Burn Bum. Yip there's not much difference when reading fast.
zbonty - Member
Funny!She got off lightly though..
I bet she didn't!
(haven't read all replies, sorry)
OP, you very much should have said that, and you did - hero!
Rusty Spanner - Member
Cheer up?I'm perfectly happy.
You, on the other hand appear to have anger problems:
bwaarp - Member
My reply would have just been "* off you fat *" but there we go, you have more class than me.From this post, I think it's a fair assumption that everyone has more class than you.
In fact, I think I may have scraped classier things from the sole of my shoe.
OOOOOOSHKA!