Well... that's a turn up for the books. Local quack doesn't want to test me, but a mate with identical symptoms (started the same day) up in Glasgow has been put on Tamiflu following swabs.
So guess I am unclean then 😉
Been 8 days thus far, starting to feel better so not really too worried about the whole thing!
Anyone else got the flu?
You're covered in bits of bacon?
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Pancetta mate - it's upmarket 😉
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I prefer her mate Bruschetta.
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Ooooh - she could nurse me back to health 😉
i've got a cold, should i be at work speading it?
It's the aporkalypse! It's Parmageddon!
That's three pig jokes on the trot(ter). I won't make a ham-fisted attempt at another...
Too funny. I'm crackling up here.
I think I might have it too: my snout is runny and my trotters are swollen. I phoned NHSDirect but just got crackling. My first symptom was waking up in the morning with an apple in my mouth.
Are you sure you haven't caught hamthrax?
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