My children have been beating each other senseless so I need some jokes. Please. This is serious.
whats et short for? Its because he has little legs
why did the baker have stinky fingers? he kneaded a poo.
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Sigh. Why can't they just get along?
I went to a retro magazine fair the other day. Claimed it has something for everyone, but I couldn't get a look-in.
Foreplay. That's thinking outside the box.
Mate of mine is really narcissistic. I told him to take a good hard look at himself.
Horses for Courses. Best name ever for a French restaurant.
My birthday is Feb 14th. My postman thinks I'm a massive stud.
I often wonder why Agent Orange never featured in war poetry.
When sharks' TV shows go bad, do they go under the Fonz?
Had a waterfight in the park with the local kids today,
I Won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle.
Tough crowd.
Fingerbike > yes! \o/
What's white and stops you working?
David Cameron.