[Closed] I nearly got knocked off by a council salt lorry.

Not laughing*

*ok. Maybe

Do you need some chips to go with that salt?

I actually did get knocked off by a gritter once. It was really painful & you mentioning this has just rubbed salt into the wound.

😂😂🧂

We thought about getting gritters banned from the hill near us but it's a slippery slope.

Excellent work people!

That would've done damage round the rim.

Don’t let this go, it sound like assault

That would make my enthusiasm for biking melt away.

A friend posted today about his favourite paradox. I suggested two mallards. I got about three hours out of that one.

Come on guys, these jokes are pathetic. Get a grip.

^^ Don't be so bloody cold Frank, thaw out!

Why do snow plough drivers expect to be well paid?

Because there is snow banks for the work they do.

Ah yes. I think I get your drift.

This time of the year our local council pays farmers to grit the streets. Unfortunately Farmer Tom is a bit deaf and we are now knee deep in manure.

Standards are slipping.

I see this thread is already peppered with poor puns

Tank Cycle jam nitty-gritty

You’re nearly got killed in the big city

I've been lucky enough to get the Eton advent calendar this year.

Every day one of my chum's parents comes round and opens some doors for me.

I'm surprised to be honest as I've always found the workers driving the lorries to be the salt of the earth.

Sorry, no time to make a clever post.

True Grit is just about to start on channel 4.

Is this thread finally getting traction?

Or is it a race to the bottom?

It's time to track Bear Chills and On Her Majesty's Slippery Surface...

(And our first ever electric plough)

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