Original thread title here but... No buts
What kenny said. Use it or lose it.
she also ate all the Hershey kisses
This is it's own punishment in itself. They taste like a mixture of vomit and earth. The only chocolates not to get touched when somebody buys them for the office.
I've developed a taste for uber dark bitter chocolate, nobody else likes it. 🙂
Anyway, my n+1 referred to N= the number of wives/girlfriends +1 = fulfillment.
Bitching aside, actually I couldn't give a crap... 🙂
but... she has a mother-in-law ... Grrrr
Actually just this very morn the wife has come around to my way of thinking and realises that her mum is a piece of work.... after the MiL through a bomb into the wife's 40th Bday plans.
It's sad really, I feel sorry for the wife... better love her lots tonight.... ( no you can't have pictures 😀 )
Maybe change your forum name to morecashthanpudding?
just a suggestion...
1. place chocolate on extremely high shelf
2. enjoy at whatever date you feel like
Keep chocolate in bike cave.
Handcuffs. Paddle.
I think its probably best you didn't have any more pudding Cash - that lycra is prob a bit strained after Xmas ?
mrmonkfinger - she is only 4'10", but has a tall step stool
duckman - 😀
andyfla - piss off and do some training for the Fred Whitton!
woppit - have we met on another forum?
Since I got home tonight:
The tumble drying I had to fetch from the garage in the rain was still wet as she'd forgotten to use the "On" button 🙄
When she opened the blinds at the patio window this morning she managed to get the cords actually knotted together. And quite tightly at that! 😮
She'd used the laptop but not bothered putting it on charge when she'd finished 👿
And if you only had the use of one hand and wanted to open a big bag of peanuts would you a) use your teeth, tear the bag in half and put it back in the cupboard in that state or b) take a second to get a pair of scissors out the drawer and snip the top of the bag neatly? 😥
Meeting a mate in the pub at the Punchbowl at 8.30 - Dry January is looking as though it may not end well.....
It was definitely a (refined sugar) custard only moment there with the crumpled crumble. I agree, you had a lucky escape there.
Let me guess, you don't own a TV either, and enjoy telling people about that fact.
Oooh! That's me!
Perfect excuse to blow a good old wadge on a bike in that case...
a good old blow.....Perfect excuse
Just a subtle rearrangement of words
Why do you need to eat refined sugar? Sorry, but it's a complete mystery to me!
Let's see you chew on a chunk of sugarcane with those false teeth!
