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Original thread title here but... No buts


 
Posted : 28/01/2014 11:36 pm
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What kenny said. Use it or lose it.


 
Posted : 28/01/2014 11:55 pm
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she also ate all the Hershey kisses

This is it's own punishment in itself. They taste like a mixture of vomit and earth. The only chocolates not to get touched when somebody buys them for the office.


 
Posted : 28/01/2014 11:59 pm
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I've developed a taste for uber dark bitter chocolate, nobody else likes it. 🙂


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 12:01 am
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Anyway, my n+1 referred to N= the number of wives/girlfriends +1 = fulfillment.

Bitching aside, actually I couldn't give a crap... 🙂


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 12:06 am
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but... she has a mother-in-law ... Grrrr

Actually just this very morn the wife has come around to my way of thinking and realises that her mum is a piece of work.... after the MiL through a bomb into the wife's 40th Bday plans.

It's sad really, I feel sorry for the wife... better love her lots tonight.... ( no you can't have pictures 😀 )


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 3:17 pm
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Maybe change your forum name to morecashthanpudding?


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 4:28 pm
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just a suggestion...

1. place chocolate on extremely high shelf
2. enjoy at whatever date you feel like


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 4:28 pm
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Keep chocolate in bike cave.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 4:52 pm
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Handcuffs. Paddle.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 5:45 pm
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I think its probably best you didn't have any more pudding Cash - that lycra is prob a bit strained after Xmas ?


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 5:57 pm
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mrmonkfinger - she is only 4'10", but has a tall step stool

duckman - 😀

andyfla - piss off and do some training for the Fred Whitton!

woppit - have we met on another forum?

Since I got home tonight:

The tumble drying I had to fetch from the garage in the rain was still wet as she'd forgotten to use the "On" button 🙄

When she opened the blinds at the patio window this morning she managed to get the cords actually knotted together. And quite tightly at that! 😮

She'd used the laptop but not bothered putting it on charge when she'd finished 👿

And if you only had the use of one hand and wanted to open a big bag of peanuts would you a) use your teeth, tear the bag in half and put it back in the cupboard in that state or b) take a second to get a pair of scissors out the drawer and snip the top of the bag neatly? 😥

Meeting a mate in the pub at the Punchbowl at 8.30 - Dry January is looking as though it may not end well.....


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 8:02 pm
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It was definitely a (refined sugar) custard only moment there with the crumpled crumble. I agree, you had a lucky escape there.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 8:02 pm
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Let me guess, you don't own a TV either, and enjoy telling people about that fact.

Oooh! That's me!


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:58 pm
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Perfect excuse to blow a good old wadge on a bike in that case...

a good old blow.....Perfect excuse

Just a subtle rearrangement of words


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:06 pm
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Why do you need to eat refined sugar? Sorry, but it's a complete mystery to me!

Let's see you chew on a chunk of sugarcane with those false teeth!


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:10 pm
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