Seemed a hard ride home from work tonight, sustained only by mental images of my lovely wife, our beautiful children, the bowl of leftover crumble that was in the fridge, smothered in proper Cornish ice cream, and maybe that big bar of chocolate that I got for Christmas....
Staggered through the door to find the kids eating the last of the ice cream, my darling wife - who never normally eats crumble - was feeling peckish when she got in from work, and I am apparently a couple of weeks too late if I want to eat my - [b][i][u]MY[/u][/i][/b] - bar of chocolate
Grrrrr 👿
lol 🙂
was feeling peckish when she got in from work, and I am apparently a couple of weeks too late if I want to eat my - MY - bar of chocolate
is she up the duff...
Time for a new patio.
Perfect excuse to blow a good old wadge on a bike in that case...
unfitgeezer - I bloody hope not
Bombers anyone ? 😆
What you need is....
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Head to the pub for a sulk and leave them all to think about their actions!
In our house my chocolate becomes communal property after 2 days. Strangely the chocolate belonging to my wife and daughter doesn't suffer from this phenomenon.
I'm on her/your kids side here. I mean, you expect leftover food and a christmas chocolate bar to wait for you?? Wtf! If its been left, then its fair game..... Snooze you lose...!
Anyway, that's what I say after I've scoffed my wife's chocolates.
Its always worked thus :
Your chocolate is "couples chocolate".
Her chocolate remains hers.
Gifts to you both are "her chocolate".
Clear?
Indeed, one of my favourite quotes is :
"Men love women because they are the loveliest things on Gods earth. Women love men because chocolate cannot mow the lawn."
"What's yours is mine and what's mine is.... my own."
craft leather lane?
My wife won't eat dark chocolate
Guess what kind of chocolate I buy?
^^^this^^^ every time 😀
If it helps, I've just had some crumple and cornish ice cream.
It was very nice too
craft leather lane?
No, but I know why you said that, very similar but that's just a random google image!
If I was the judge I'd ensure you were acquitted
Why do you need to eat refined sugar? Sorry, but it's a complete mystery to me!
N+1
Head to the pub
+1
some people like sugar. Other people like to be sanctimonious knobs on tinternet. It's a mystery to me....
You see, if you had a newer, faster bike and more aero kit for your commute, this wouldn't have happened. 😉
Why do you need to eat refined sugar? Sorry, but it's a complete mystery to me!
You sound like a right laugh.
Let me guess, you don't own a TV either, and enjoy telling people about that fact.
piedi di formaggio - MemberIf it helps, I've just had some [b]crumple [/b]and cornish ice cream.
Squeezed into too small a package?
dannybgoode - Member
Perfect excuse to blow a good old wadge on [s]a bike [/s] your wife in that case...
Fixed that for you
You sound like a right laugh.Let me guess, you don't own a TV either, and enjoy telling people about that fact.
Oh dear, have I touched on a sensitive issue there, sugar dependant fat boy?
Possibly, but at least he can quote properly!
I think you had a lucky escape.
After all, who in their right mind puts [i]ice cream[/i] on crumble???
It just has to be custard, every time.
Well my wife is busy laughing her head off because she accidently washed my favourite merino wool jumper on hot wash and a three year old would struggle to fit in it now. Not impressed.
Normally it is me that does the nicking from the fridge. OP you are too slow!!!!
The peanut kit kat chunky incident of 2007 has yet to be forgiven!
You don't need to eat refined sugar. But that doesn't change the fact that crumble, ice cream and chocolate are all delicious to many people 🙂
Custard and ice cream!! All that refined sugar!!
Next time take the leftovers to work with you, and hide your chocolate stash!
Leftovers belong to no-one and are fair game, if you're not fast you're last!
Possibly, but at least he can quote properly!
Agreed, I just can't sort it on this Nexus 🙂
Oh dear, have I touched on a sensitive issue there, sugar dependant fat boy?
Nah, it's your sanctimonious ****tery that touched a nerve. 😆
Nah, it's your sanctimonious ****tery that touched a nerve.
I love this forum 🙂
I love this forum
It's people exactly like you that make it what it is!
Oh, and keep trying with the quote function, it's bound to work out for you eventually. 
Oh, and keep trying with the quote function, it's bound to work out for you eventually
All suggestions welcome! 🙂
Edit: Hey, just realised I got it right!
I will admit that my marriage has been strained this January by my wife eating my chocolate father Christmas the mother in law posted from a shop in California, all our after eights, allthe lindt bear tree decorations and half of my enormous tin of shortbread my mum gave me. She didn't even wait for me to open the shortbread first! I thought the number one rule of stealing food is it's ok if the packet is already open.
Oh, and obviously, my wife and I bloomin love refined sugar because its tasty as chuff. I ride my bike hard, I will eat it if I want. Yay, chocolate and biscuits!
I like chocolate! I'm a bit fat! And I don't give a shit! 😀
[quote=munrobiker ]I will admit that my marriage has been strained this January by my wife eating my chocolate father Christmas the mother in law posted from a shop in California
American chocolate?
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Aye, part of me thinks i dodged a bullet there. Fortunately she also ate all the Hershey kisses before i was aware the bag was even open. She did, however, eat three quarters of the tin of roses and only left the revolting new coffee ones.
I suggested we go on a diet together and she almost smacked me. At what percentage weight gain is it ok to get a divorce?
and I am apparently a couple of weeks too late if I want to eat my - MY - bar of chocolate
If you've had a bar of chocolate in the house for more than a couple of weeks (in fact more than a couple of days) then you deserve to have it eaten by someone else. Sorry, no sympathy!
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