[Closed] 'I like going out and staying in'

Right Bob from Kansas is up for it....who wants in?

Bagsy not having sloppy seconds.... 😯

I'm in. Twice. 🙂 x

I enjoy curling one out on the sofa with a DVD.
would that be well received? 😀

The best line on my dating profile reads: "...unless you are paying me to listen to your problems, I don't want to know about your mommy/daddy issues, mental health disorders, how your ex f$cked you over or why you hate your job/boss/colleagues, etc."

Hahaha Class x

*thinks Cherie's profile is very familiar*

*thinks Cherie's profile is very familiar*

oh-oh :O

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! 😯

I've definitely read that... or something very similar to that... before 😯

LOL, I said I quit all that lark anyway. No need to hide. Nottingham or Scotland I'm thinking.

I am a legend, so I am not surprised. Been crushing the hearts of men since 1995.

You should have that on a t-shirt. Cherie - Crushing the hearts of men since 1995. Possibly in latin. In some sort of Heraldic design

Haha, yes. Or maybe "Saboteur Cherie: Heart Crusher, Est. 1995"

OK, Ill do it, maybe get people to submit designs, choose the best, get it printed and then post a pic on the forum with me wearing it.

bagpuss72 - I would have thought that Binners was more your type 😉

"I'm looking for a guy who loves life!"

Would you settle for one who is bewildered by it and is just muddling through as best he can? Like everyone else?

"Fancy a nice cup of tea?" = "I almost certainly live within a thirty mile radius of Leeds."

lol!

"I'm a girl/bloke who likes to speak his/her mind" means "I'll probably embarrass you at parties"

Bunnyhop - Member

bagpuss72 - I would have thought that Binners was more your type

Well yes but Bob from Kansas looked like such a catch. Hope you're well chick? xx

[i]The best line on my dating profile reads: "...unless you are paying me to listen to your problems, I don't want to know about your mommy/daddy issues, mental health disorders, how your ex f$cked you over or why you hate your job/boss/colleagues, etc."[/i]

= I have been on so many dates that I'm finding them tedious, but it's not my fault I keep getting turned down

😉 ...don't take that to heart

Glad I'be never dipped into this world. Sounds like looking through CVs but worse. Though to be fair, even though there's generally little emotional baggage, very few CVs result in a filthy shag.

"I'm looking for a guy who loves life!"

= "no goths"

Who said I wasn't based in the US?

You did, on another thread.

I am a catch.

bagpuss72 - welcome to the madhouse xx

bonfromkansas - lol.

Bez:

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bobfromkansas - Member

I am a catch.

WHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Ride that train Bob - All aboard the Bob luuuuuuuuuurve train!! Chooooooo Choooooooo 😯

Go on Plenty of Fish

Thanks for that! I've always read it as Plenty Offish, and thought "i can meet loads of women like that without using the web!"

Though some are just trying too hard
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blimey.
i definitely struck it lucky in the whole internet dating game then.
almost a year ago to the day, in fact. and i couldn't be happier with the outcome so far.

Thank God for being married for longer than the internet dating thing.Bagpuss,cow tipping for a first date with Bob?

Charlie, what site was that?

that was the plenty of fish site

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Though some are just trying too hard

I know what you mean. Those window treatments are appalling.

I'm with Madonna on this one "staying in and eating out". If I ever happened to be looking myself i'd also be tempted to try the "clean shaven man seeks clean shaven woman" line