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[Closed] I just farted in the cinema. In a quiet bit.

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 bol
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I went to see Anchorman 2 this afternoon with my wife. I found it very funny. So much so that at one point I briefly lost control of my bottom. Which I also found very funny. I think I've regressed to the age of 15. I'm still s****ing to myself. Luckily Mrs Bol shares my juvenile sense of humour, but I think date night might be off.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 7:42 pm
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noise / smell / both?


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:00 pm
 bol
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Yep. Noise short and rasping, slightly high pitched, but loud. Smell reflected an evening of best bitter and a breakfast of scrambled egg. Kind of proud and ashamed at the same time.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:02 pm
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Good work that man.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:24 pm
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Hats off!

Well done.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:32 pm
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No follow through?


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:34 pm
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Awesome work, nothing wrong with that. In that film its almost expected surely.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:36 pm
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Textbook, right down to the giggles.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:38 pm
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I think that the correct name for such a fart is a "Tommy Squeaker".


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:38 pm
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Nothing wrong here. I've started playing Russian roulette at work. When I go to make the drinks in the small kitchen and there is no one else in there I'll drop one and then try to wash and dry all the mugs and get clear before someone else goes in. Nothing like living on the edge!


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:39 pm
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Is the film as good as the first one?


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 8:44 pm
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Is the film as good as the first one?

It's good, but not sure it has quite the impact of the first one. That said, plenty of old gags recycled at just the right point to make them funnier than a new joke.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 9:01 pm
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No follow through I'm pleased to say, as I would have had to sit in it for an hour in case I missed a good bit.

Is the film as good as the first one?

Well, I laughed harder (as noted), but not quite as frequently.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 9:13 pm
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[b]Bol[/b] for king!


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 9:21 pm
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Was in the cinema with my two and a half year old last week and let go of a real stinker in the middle of watching frozen, the way in which my daughter was slouched with her feet up and hand in a box of popcorn I could have easily laid the blame on her.


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 9:31 pm
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Chapeau 🙂


 
Posted : 22/12/2013 10:03 pm