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went to the chirstmas market to celebrate a friend's 40th. on the way out some guy keeps pestering one of our group ( ber in mind this guy ís about 2.10m tall and about half as wide) for a snout. Markus doesn't smoke, tells the geezer to get lost. this goes on for about 5 mins and then i tell the guy in my best bavarian to get lost, no one wants to give him a smoke (oida verpiss dich, hau ab! mia hamm koane kippe für di). he suddenly lashes out....
WAOAOAOHHHH... slammed him to the floor. my nose is pissing blood. he has caught me with his nail and opened up the left side of my nose..... was about to kick him in the head when the birthday boy jumps in and tells me to f-off... just as well as the Pozilei turn up and admister first aid to the geezer.
[oh dear]
get home and clear myself up. disinfect my nose and make a up of tea.,
the sooner grass is legalised the better....
Arent you getting a bit old for this kind of carry on?
More likely reefer madness.
Kick him in the head? Really?
Someone needs some anger management therapy.
Shhh!
CharlieMungus - Member
Kick him in the head? Really?
You get extra Awesumz Points for kicking someone in the head when you've already had recent police issues
Why would you be smoking grass?
How old are you , 13
Chill Winston.....have a bifter,oh yeah 🙁
Many years ago during my uni days I was out late one night with my Marijuana-addict friend Terry. Walking down the street he suddenly lashed out at what he thought was a purple squirrel pissing on his foot.. which was in fact a loaf of bread dropped by a passing milk float.
The bit I like is that the moral of the story has absolutely no relationship with the events described.
[i]I went out to buy a loaf of bread and ended up sleeping under a privet hedge!
There should be free gravy for everyone.[/i]
For someone who had "no problems" with their habit, sounds to me like it may not be as simple as we'd hoped for you.
Maybe talking to someone in the real world might help you get things a little straighter. Can't imagine the Germans are too keen on immigrants staying there with a record for drugs and violence?
For someone who had "no problems" with their habit
People with a habit never think they have a problem with it.
Alpin is this you?
Were you in Germany? Cos as far as I can read, it sounds like you randomly started shouting at someone in German, and then he hit you...
oida verpiss dich, hau ab! mia hamm koane kippe für di
I just googled that, it means 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries'.
No wonder he hit you.
What I'm getting from this is that Alpin, having smoked weed, is now wrong in all situations.
OK... I'm awake now... Got massive cut running down my nose, just missed my eye.
To clarify, we left the tent and this guy kept pestering us for a smoke. We don't smoke. Then he starts saying that we are taking the piss as we were laughing, which is true, we were but at the stupidness of the situation. The guy starts getting really aggressive and pushing me about (the smallest of our group by far). I then tell him we have no smokes and he should go. At this point he lashes out catching my face.
I'll admit the red mist ascended. I slammed the guy to the floor and stood over him letting him know that he better **** off when he starts trying to throw punches.
At this point matey comes over and tells me to leave.
Fun night.... Not.
Ans the reference to weed.... Can't imagine the situation having arisen or me reacting the way I did if we'd had a smoke....
+1 Northwind. Let's all gang up on alpin - the STW whipping boy du jour
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
What you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight
Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patients
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Young And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
'Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalize weed for these reasons.
Streets - The Irony Of It All
[i]or me reacting the way I did if we'd had a smoke[/i]
If you need to self medicate to be able to control yourself when stressed then it's probably time to seek help.
was about to kick him in the head
Why would you do that?
Perhaps your mate, and you, should have just said to the guy, "sorry I don't smoke". That's what I would do and I've not had a fight in the street since I was in my teens. And it didn't involve kicking someone in the head.
Fasthaggis ^^Yeah, cos life is completely binary isn't it!
I know a couple of stoners. They used to be really fun to be around. One of them is stultifying boring to be in company of, the other is a ****less ****. By all means legalise it, but FFS don't start ****ing worshiping it.
[quote=Northwind ]What I'm getting from this is that Alpin, having smoked weed, is now wrong in all situations.
+1 even when a drunken person hits him the real reason is because he once had a spliff.
I think he meant stoned people are not as aggressive as drunk people but yes the one who got hit is definitely the one who needs to self medicate more and its definitely not the loud leery drunk who failed to take a hint and then lashed out.If you need to self medicate to be able to control yourself when stressed then it's probably time to seek help.
FFS this place sometimes its all a bit DM reefer madness
Drunk guy accosts drunk guy, melee ensues and cause is the victim once smoked weed and does not now
The hive mind must be really really [s]stoned [/s] hungover today 🙄
davosaurusrex - Member+1 Northwind. Let's all gang up on alpin - the STW whipping boy du jour
thanks.... fortunately i have broad shoulders.
Perhaps your mate, and you, should have just said to the guy, "sorry I don't smoke". That's what I would do and I've not had a fight in the street since I was in my teens. And it didn't involve kicking someone in the head.
believe me, we tried... for ten minutes or more. then he gets agreesive so tell hiim to naff off. he lashes out.
not sure what you'd have done in that situation.
and i've not been in a brawlk since i was 19, nd even then i was jumpoed by some alcohol and coke fuelled Aussie.
Can't imagine the situation having arisen or me reacting the way I did if we'd had a smoke....
Can't control yourself without your crutch. However Junkyard tries to twist it.
yadda yadda yadda.....
believe me, we tried... for ten minutes or more. then he gets agreesive so tell hiim to naff off. he lashes out.
Fair enough, that wasn't explained in your original post.
Not sure what I'd have done, tried to walk away I suppose. I know I wouldn't have attempted to kick him in the head, I understand the situation you were in but it's the kicking someone's head that gets me.
yadda yadda yadda.....
Can't deny it though...
believe me, we tried... for ten minutes or more.
It's only five in the OP.
Three_Fish - MemberCan't control yourself without your crutch.
Oh piss off. What do you do when you're out in public and someone attacks [i]you[/i]?
What is it that's causing your total loss of self control on this thread I wonder? Desperate to find someone to look down on and sneer at?
agent007 - MemberAlpin is this you?
more this....
The bloke who hit alpin clearly has a problem too but suggesting that not kicking someone in the head should be your default state is not 'getting all DM', surely?
some drunk attacked someone else who was drunk/been out drinking and you think the cause is that the victim once smoked weed.However Junkyard tries to twist it.
I am not the one twisting reality to fit my narrative
Don't kick people in the head unless you want to kill them.
and i've not been in a brawlk since i was 19, nd even then i was jumpoed by some alcohol and coke fuelled Aussie.
Drugs, eh?
^^ yup.... and all because he took a fancy to my then girlfriend. ❓
was about to kick him in the head
I don't think anyone has a problem with you defending yourself, it's more the 'kick him in the head whilst on the floor' part that is the issue.
[i]I don't think anyone has a problem with you defending yourself, it's more the 'kick him in the head whilst on the floor' part that is the issue. [/i]
this + the 'I wouldn't have done it if I'd had a smoke'.
You shouldn't have done it *ever*.
Yup.... You're right. I'm not proud. It's not like I was feeling particularly euphoric on my way home.
Red mist. Alcohol.
some drunk attacked someone else who was drunk/been out drinking and you think the cause is that the victim once smoked weed.
You've arrived at an erroneous conclusion. That is not what I think, or said.
Oh piss off. What do you do when you're out in public and someone attacks you?
What is it that's causing your total loss of self control on this thread I wonder? Desperate to find someone to look down on and sneer at?
I observe that you are poking me with a stick.
just as well as the Pozilei turn up and admister first aid to the geezer.
On the point above why were they administering first aid to him when you were attacked and your nose was pissing blood?
A question- how many of you guys have actually been attacked unexpectedly in the street? Self defence is messy and reactive, you're not planning a chess move- you're shocked and probably scared and if you've got time you're angry, and flash flooding with adrenaline, you have no idea what's coming next and you want it to stop right now. You have a tenth of the information you need to make good decisions and no time to make them but doing nothing isn't an option so you do what seems obvious. What's he going to do next? Is he armed? Has he stopped or is he going to get straight back up and do it again? Can I stop him if he does? The same situation could happen 10 times and play out 10 different ways. It's why only total idiots start fights. And afterwards there's lots of time for second guessing, back seat driving and regret, if you're lucky.
You've arrived at an erroneous conclusion. That is not what I think, or said.
Can't control yourself without your crutch. However Junkyard tries to twist it
SO you wish to claim you are not blaming him for his inability to control himself without his drug "crutch" 😕
Not only are you talking nonsense you are now denying talking nonsense by talking more nonsene
Mleh
Gary_M - Memberjust as well as the Pozilei turn up and admister first aid to the geezer.
On the point above why were they administering first aid to him when you were attacked and your nose was pissing blood?
he was on the floor with birthday boy pinning him down. Pozilei pull up and start checking the geezer over. don't know whether it was first aid, but they propped him up against some memorial and drove off. i was watching from afar having walked off after birthday boy jumped in.