Any ideas? No idea where to start though......
Mango sizer...?
Everyone needs to know the size of their mangos, surely?
Does it pay well or do you just get access to as many mangos as you want?
Story of my life!
I think it's minimum wage, but the perks are amazing!
Not just mangos, but oranges and bananas, too!
book binder
No where to start, at the beginning.
I'd suggest scanning something like jobsite, search on" mango sizer" and see what comes up
Me too!
me three - how about an stw job swap week?
well if it involves brands and spanking there seem to be a lot erm....specialist services required by wealthy judges etc... you'd be rich in no time 😀
I'd do it, but i look rubbish in hip boots and a corset 😆
Good idea, what do we all do. I'm a secretary 🙁 not very exciting. I've probably left it too late to become a horse whisperer or a penguin which is the route I planned as a child...
Lol tazzy. Always thought id be great working at lovehoney until I saw the documentary, just the same as any other job though. Except with sex toys
Except with sex toys
yeh, i suppose it could be a bit like a normal work place executive desk toy newtons cradle, but with less metallic swinging balls
There were definately balls there, along with many many other things. Meh, could probably make it work :/
Tester in the condom factory making love to beautiful women all day, testing?
You can't make love to one in the first week as you have to work a week in hand first. 🙂
Give a kid some discipline
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go get yourself that spanking new jibby jobby,
I started my new job this week after having them wait two months because of my massively broken wrist,
(i actually handed in my notice while off sick which didn't make me feel too grand but i did except the new job on the morning of the accident before it happened)
my previous employer is a little gutted, I'm as happy as a pig in s**t, best thing i've done in a long while,
go get some emma 😀
I don't have a willy though Luke 🙁 so that ones yours.
Well done SkiBoy! Just wish there was more choice about. I'm lucky to have a good job so I should be grateful but I'm just getting the four year itch I think
Come on then, who can find the coolest or most unique sounding job out there being advertised that actually exists...
I'll start the ball rolling, whilst looking on jobsite.co.uk last night, I found an advert for a company near me that want to employ a rocket motor tester. Think the ad contained something along the lines of "must be educated to degree level in engineering, and have an unhealthy obsession with rockets" or some such... Sounds cool! 8)
I once met a guy whose job title is "End Of Level Boss."
Are you any good with spreadsheets?
spreadsheets
job as a mexican farmer?
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I was going to ask next if she was any good with bedsheets...
Which now reminds me of aS cat loving girl I once heard about?
Which now reminds me of aS cat loving girl I once heard about?
hahahahahahahahahaha I have no idea what you could possibly be on about 😯
Ahhhh I love bedsheets, I'm lying on some as we speak!!! I could a bed tester!!! Or a lol catz caption quality checker?
I would like any job...
Problem solved then Emma... you can be a professional bedsheeterer.
Bet sheeter sounds too much like bull sh........ You get the gist
how about tyre tester?
How many real world miles til a tyre runs out?
how about tyre tester?
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hmmmmm what was that darling yeti ? 😀
Tazzy - it's time one of us got banned, let some [i]new blood[/i] have a go... could this be the thread?
*runs away sobbing, now that yeti doesn't want me any more*
I want you Tazzy... I'll give you a job.
Hey stop trying to corrupt the thread! We're supposed to be getting job ideas for me 👿
emma82- you could be a tazzy stunt double (you would need to fall out of the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down though :D).....and then work for yeti
2 jobs in 1 !
Whoah, whoah, whoah... no dicey until I'm assured of a world class ombiture.
world class ombiture.
I can blow a horn like a pro worry not
how about a job as a fluffer?
in a pillow factory
what does ombiture mean?
Me chilling earlier.... fit the description enough?
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Fluffer might be fun. I'm quite an enthusiastic employee
We're going Elderflower picking this weekend so we can make some Elderflower Gin..
You could do that.
What about working in a cheese shop?
Oh, hang on you couldn't really log onto STW during the day, so how about..
Working in an office, I mean we get heat and light for free, coffee too, lots of wandering around looking busy, meeting after meeting, after meeting where you can cut your own path through the dross by making them think you know what you are doing. Then, then when you sit back at that desk you forgot was yours, you can log on the STW and help all mankind out with their daily problems.
T'is what I do.. Work for someone else though yeah, I've got this job.
Emma, please, I'm trying to eat!
Yeti I'm hurt, I can't help how god made me. And you shouldn't eat so late, it's not good for your guts.
Bikebuoy I don't get time to log on during the day! I get worked hard....I barely have time for facebook let alone STW :/
Well since I've reinvented myself as a "specialist" I seem to get less time on here during the day. Can't complain, time goes quickly for sure.
I'd recommend fluffing your CV up to include some 90's bullshit get go words and phrases, then include the word "space" and "world" then add "cloud" to it and before long you'll be wandering around dashing from here to there without anyone really understanding what it is you do, then add to the mix "must go, little Jonny/Jessica needs collecting", don't forget to do this about 3.30pm'ish then say "I'll catch up at home", grab your lappy and sodberry and high foot it out of the orrifice and straight onto your bike.
Seems to work fine this end.
*hijack*
Elderflower Gin
Please tell me more
*hijack over*
Become a firefighter = much midweek time to go biking on quiet trails 😀