[Closed] I can do many day to day things really well...

So, you have a drinking problem?

Are you STWs actual straw man?

Cos you're trying to do something else at the same time? As we all know, men cannot do more than one thing at a time.

Do you have very short arms?

I get the drink in my mouth fine.

I just don't manage to co-ordinate my epiglottis with swallowing so end up inhaling a mouthful of liquid at least once a week.

There's no cough like a 'I've just poured 75ml of tea straight into my lungs' cough.

ITs not like its just one way i spill it either

I can take a swig then take the cup away from my mouth still tipped enough to pour down my front.
I can take a swig and have coffee pour out both corners of my mouth.
I can just completely fail to make contact with my lips and tip.
I can reach for the mug and forget to wrap my fingers round it and just knock it over.
On Wednesday a mighty wind actuall hit me with coffee spray from my cup.

only coffee

Only coffee?

Are you Mr. Bean?

If you wait a few minutes the liquid cools a little causing less of a shock to the system.

As we all know, men cannot do more than one thing at a time.

Oh contraire, I think you'll find that I am fully competent at picking my nose whilst scratching my balls, thankyouverymuch.

^ teach us oh wise one, show us the way!

Pictures or it never happened.

Drain Bamage.

How do you report Boba Fatt for stalking?

There’s no cough like a ‘I’ve just poured 75ml of tea straight into my lungs’ cough.

It's a contender, but when the carrot flies through the roach mid blow-back there's a whole nother level of agonising hacking going on.

True story.

Oh contraire, I think you’ll find that I am fully competent at picking my nose whilst scratching my balls, thankyouverymuch.

Pictures or it never happened.

I say, there is a limit on what is appropriate to have to explain to his better half as to why he is videoing that and then uploading...

How did your balls get up your nose?

Joshvegas, I find it helps to stop the bike before trying to drink my coffee. 🙂

I too suffer from pour drink in front of mouth syndrome and knock over drink for no apparent reasonitis. It’s good to know that there are other total **** wits out there too.

#solidarity

I'd say 99% of the time I get it right.