I was crossing the A56 at a pedestrian crossing that was partially straddled by a car. On walking round the front of the car it starts to move off whilst the lights are still on red. I was so surprised that I didn’t even swear at the guy. All I shouted was “Watch it mate! It’s on red!” Then driver got out and started getting a bit arsey with me.
It was at this point that I swore at him.
He backed down, called me something rude and got back in.
I was actually quite shocked to have grown man get out of his car on a busy road and have a pop at me.
I feel all weird now… Anyone fancy a fight a pint or a shag? I’m all confused.
If in doubt give him a clout.
Anyone fancy a fight a pint or a shag? I’m all confused.
depends on which order you were thinking of doing them?
MTFU! 😆
You should have decked him, made him buy you a pint, then shageed his missus. All bases covered there
You should have got medieval on his ass.
Its amazing what cocks people are when they get into cars
You should've OWNED HIM WITH BOMBERS...lol
Swear and you will be sworn back at.
Still confused? let it go-it's not worth it.
how about a shag then a pint? Or a pint then a shag? i'm not fussed either way. 8)
Next time, go round the back...
I'd have pissed in his shoes.
The moment has passed so the pint/fight/shag offer is off the table.
Sorry.
Pointyour camera phone at him and take a picture, then post it www.****ersdriveingcars.com
FFS. You moved away but you still can't resist coming over here causing trouble.
I'd have chinned the **** in front of his ugly bird and fat kid.
had my first "White van man" of the year last weekend, on a roundabout at the end of a really nice 125k roadie. Was all a bit weird, I got the impression he was mad just because we were in front of him. Anyway "pleasantries" were exchanged. Dunno what they think they'll gain from it...Tossers
His car was full of his ugly mates. He must have felt a bit of a knob getting shouted down by a bloke in a shirt and tie with a carrier bag full of shopping.
Going back to West-Side Prestwich is like going on safari.
TandemJeremy - Member
Its amazing what cocks people are when they get into cars
Well, technically speaking, he was [i]out of[/i] the car when the contretemps took place.
i would have backed down too...................... 😉
'Ive just nearly had a fight'
Kin Ell, I 'nearly have a fight' every day! But using my super persuasive & interpersonal skills, aquired by years, nay, decades of dealing with failed medical experiments using chimpanzees, manage to avoid such episodes. (usually)
I shall pray for their sins
Is it actually possible to have "angry sex"?
I'd have shagged his pint.
Had a piss head with a can in his hand walk in front of my car when I was approaching A T junction earlier, he shouted good job you stopped you fag 😆 I replied I wouldn't want to spill your beer love, I didnt feeel angry or feel like a shag at the time. MY road rage must be improving. 😆
Hmmmm, welcome to Britain. It's rubbish.
Nice...real nice.
Some people are wierd, that's the way it is.
I probably would have barked at him and left twitching strangly, shopping intact.
You did well.
A couple of years ago I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing on Minto street, Edinburgh, and a car drove across, striking this guy walking across.
As I went to see if he was OK,and offer to be a witness, the, by now, stopped driver had got out and was starting to rant, really threateningly, about damages to his car. Now the victim was an Asian guy maybe in his fifties and didnt seem to speak much english. He let his actions do the talking though and picked himself up and absolutely leathered the much younger driver.
Then booted in the side panels of the car.
Now thats how you deal with that sort! 😈
I feel all weird now… Anyone fancy a fight a pint or a shag? I’m all confused.
PMSL!