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I'm a picker , I'm a grinner , I'm a lover , And I'm a sinner, I play my music in the sun.
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker , I'm a midnight toker, I get my loving on the run Wooooo Wooooooo.
Oh and I'm a boob man; Hello Munqe & Foxy chicks ๐
bald, thin, happy/grumpy, lazy/enthusiastic, inquisitive.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
skinny and pointy.
Never knowingly idle.
Must Try Harder.
Faaaaaaabulous!
Funny, impatient, opiniated, loud when I'm drunk, resourceful, intelligent (so I'm told), obsessed with cycling (so I'm told), loyal, a grafter, generally happy (although since break up with BF and onset of menopause have struggled a bit)so generally happy can descend into generally despairing, but nothing a bike ride can't sort out (or a bottle of wine!)
Tankslapper, you are a comedy genius!
Either that or a plagiarist. ๐
iam fat and called Simon i sometimes ride bikes iam a Buddhist,husband and father to two with one more on the way, i work hard play hard,iam not scared of a big meal with good wine and even better company,but sometimes can be a right sh*t and grumpy,but most of the time in a good mood and talking lots loudly 8)
good fun at parties ๐
*sly smile*