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 iolo
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It works well.


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 5:40 pm
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Nothing like as sexy as I was hoping for ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 5:47 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€ It really does too. Pre-pizza banana. Nice!


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 5:48 pm
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not as much fun as the flick ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 5:51 pm
 Drac
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How the hell do you struggle to open a Banana and have to use your teeth?


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 5:53 pm
 iolo
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I did wonder that Drac


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 5:58 pm
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Why peel it?
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Posted : 28/06/2014 6:19 pm
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Oh you edited your post.


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 6:21 pm
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Sorry, I posted the wrong vid so deleted. The right vid was probably too wrong for the forum so I'll bow out with some europop:


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 6:28 pm
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certain ladies in bangkok do it a bit different (from what henry rollins was saying in one of his spoken word videos on youtube ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 6:38 pm
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i prefer doing it differently.

find place you index and middle fingers on one of the lengthways ridges half way along. Dig in your nails to get a grip on the skin and peel it open from the middle. Saves getting a squishy end and is how some monkeys do it.


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 11:48 pm
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certain ladies in bangkok do it a bit different (from what henry rollins was saying in one of his spoken word videos on youtube

I was at his spoken word show in London where he told that story. Funny man.


 
Posted : 28/06/2014 11:57 pm
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I was at a Bangkok show like 'that'. Had a bit of banana fired at me -it hit my back pack... My mate (who was drunk) picked it up and threw it back at her...
Not sure that was the idea, but made me laugh!

I kept the bag for years - stain and all!

DrP


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 9:16 am
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There was no eating in that vid!!!

I watch a programme a good few years ago which showed primates [i]actually[/i] eating the things. I've since adopted their technique and bananas are so much nicer (not so much in taste but texture). Eat them in the traditional human way goes against the grain, so to speak - eat them sideways for the ultimate in nana nirvana.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 12:21 pm
 Drac
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Don't they just rip them open in various ways, I can't see them doing a uniformed approach to it. Never mind how it can make the slightest difference on texture.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 12:27 pm
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Never mind how it can make the slightest difference on texture.

Step 1: Try it

Step 2: Answer your own question ๐Ÿ˜€

Everyone i have shown this to now eats their nanas this way. It's the future.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 12:32 pm
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I've split them sideways before and it's made no difference.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 12:41 pm
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But have you tried to put them into your mouth sideways ? That should make a difference.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 12:43 pm
 Drac
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I'd be on stage if I could do that.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 12:55 pm
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How to eat a banana

That vid merely shows me how to peel a banana, not how to eat one.

What now that I have one peeled?


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 1:05 pm
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Just like wood has a grain, so does a banana, whether you can tell the difference in texture/taste is a another matter.

This little guy has the right idea.

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Posted : 29/06/2014 1:07 pm
 iolo
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@bruneep ,As euro stated a few posts back.
Thanks.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 1:07 pm
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well thats what happens when you stand looking at a peeled banana wondering what to do next ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 1:20 pm
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OP,

Monkey don't peel banana that way if you observe them carefully. This is because they have no time for slow peeling rather they would break the banana skin as fast as they can in whatever ways, then stuff them into their cheek pouch as quickly as possible.

However, the video is showing another method of peeling but if you like eat from "bottom" up ...

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Edit: eating from bottom up you will eat the "hard pointed" bit at the tip first which in some bananas we simply don't eat.


 
Posted : 29/06/2014 5:18 pm