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Just went to brush my hair out of my eyes and stabbed myself in the nose with my thumbnail. Drew blood. Yay evolution.
Make me feel better by telling me how much of a spanner you are.
to actually work it out you can measure your ape index
Just went to brush my hair out of my eyes...
A lady gibbon, obviously.
Sorry, didn't mean to pry, mate.*
*ahem
you have hair???
bizarre?
POINH
Putting my sunglasses on and poking myself in both eyes. Usually while driving
EDIT actually - poking myself in the eyes with safety glasses
I have an ape index of 1
No idea what that means though ?
Putting my sunglasses on and poking myself in both eyes. Usually while driving
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Ape index, or ape factor, is a measure of the ratio of an individual's arm span relative to their height. A typical ratio is 1.
so at 1 your arm span is the same as your height.
a positive ape index means that your arm span is longer than your height, the more positive the number to closer to ape you are.
A positive number is great for climbing, swimming and boxing. a negative means you are turning into some sort of future human who's arms only have to be long enough to reach an Ipad.
a negative means you are turning into some sort of future human who's arms only have to be long enough to reach an Ipad.
Theres a guy we used to call "Long Forks", he was a long way into the negative, like a T Rex