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I don’t think I would’ve started this very serious discussion if it was.

Then you have reservations about her. End of.
Next.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 11:37 am
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If only you'd been the first reply. 😥


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 11:42 am
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Bet Sarawak is brilliant at speed dating. Or, at least, efficient.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 11:43 am
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I read a thing a little while ago about emotions and long term relationships. They interviewed couples at a various stages in the relationship, and analysed the expressions on their faces as they talked about stuff. Happiness, sadness, jealousy, surprise, confusion, humour, anger, contempt etc.

you get all sorts of people in all sorts of relationships, but apparently the one emotion that a relationship is really hard to survive is contempt.

So it depends how strongly you feel about homeopathy. Humour and disbelief, or contempt? And then it depends on whether you're happy with a bit of fun for a while with Miss NotQuiteRight, or whether you don't want to waste any time.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 11:45 am
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My missus believes in ghosts, I dont and think it's a load of old bollocks. We roll along just fine.

OP, go with the flow and see what happens.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 11:47 am
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Just change the conversation. For example ask her what she thinks about vaccinations


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:01 pm
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Depends on the level she subscribes to homeopathy.. if she just takes a few sugar pills for a cold and the like, it's relatively harmless (but bollocks obviously).. however if her work recommends homeopathic remedies over conventional medical treatment for cancer, tumours, organ failure etc then avoid..

Perhaps play stupid and ask why she drinks tap water, and how come that doesn't have a memory of sewage etc?


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:09 pm
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Perhaps play stupid and ask why she drinks tap water, and how come that doesn’t have a memory of sewage etc?

nah, you have to shake it in a special way - perhaps that's why she's after Dez ? (or what he's hoping for) 🙂


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:20 pm
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nah, you have to shake it in a special way – perhaps that’s why she’s after Dez ?

Does it ever accidentally get shaken that special way in the pipes, and you end up with a mouth full of liquid poo?! 🙂


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:22 pm
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Do what you should do in any dating situation. Bail out once the juice is no longer worth the squeeze.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:26 pm
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Sane.

Erm, homeopathy?


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:42 pm
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I once went out with a girl who was into all that hokum-pokukum bull****. She told me that she was so in tune with nature that on occasion she could see aura's coming off trees . When on one such occasion she pointed to a large tree and exclaimed that she could see it's aura rising up above, I had to explain that it was in fact a swarm of midges.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:45 pm
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Not Bees ?


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 12:48 pm
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Does she know about your wooden leg with the real foot?

I’d show her that vid you posted the day you rolled into a field..

We laughed, if she laughs she’s normal IMO.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 1:17 pm
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I thought I could see a distinctive surrounding atmosphere once coming off my carton of orange squash.

Turned out it was a Kia-Ora.

I do apologise. 😐


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 1:18 pm
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Does she know about your wooden leg with the real foot?

Bit early to break that one out 😀

I must confess, she told me about the homeopathy in a way that implied I wouldn't know what it was... and I sort of pretended I didn't. It was quite early on though. Which makes me think, if I see her again to just ask if she minds that I think it's a load of bollocks. This thread has helped me come to that decision. Thanks all 😀


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 1:36 pm
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Bail out once the juice is no longer worth the squeeze.

But does Dez's juice have memory of everyone that has ever squeezed?

He’s only met her for five minutes but she now thinks she’s in a long term relationship

5 minutes in a lifetime is a pretty strong concentration in homeopathy terms.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 1:43 pm
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someone who believed she could see auras

Could be worse. She could see horas


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 1:53 pm
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if I see her again to just ask if she minds that I think it’s a load of bollocks.

If she is a homeopath, then it will only be a tiny, tiny bit of bollocks...


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 1:55 pm
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I thought I could see a distinctive surrounding atmosphere once coming off my carton of orange squash telly during X-Factor.

Turned out it was a KiaRita-Ora.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 2:05 pm
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Just say you are really interested in Homeopathy and could she recommend some good peer reviewed scientific papers you could read on the subject.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 2:19 pm
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She could see horas

I saw one of those this morning, funnily enough. Magnificent as ever...


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 2:22 pm
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Scratch her with a rusty nail after a few weeks you'll never see her again.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 2:24 pm
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It's an absolute miracle a large chunk of STWers are not single, or buried under a patio.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 2:25 pm
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Well Mrs Gti had a job selling very expensive skin cream for a fancy brand, which I don't see as much different from homeopathy as far as conning the public goes. A year after she winkled me out of my bachelor pad and got me to marry her, she gave up the job with a big sigh of relief to concentrate on being a Mum, so maybe if things progress homeopathy might just turn out to be a bit less important to Ms Dating Dilemma.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 5:29 pm
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Well Mrs Gti had a job selling very expensive skin cream for a fancy brand, which I don’t see as much different from homeopathy as far as conning the public goes.

Unlikely to kill people though. Question is are you willing to be in a relationship with someone stupid enough to risk the lives of her clients due to her own ignorance.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 5:37 pm
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my mate once dated one of those homeopaths

she was mental, she accused him of cheating, dumped him then posted him an envelope with his calvin kleins cut into neat little 20mm x 20mm squares..

what kind of ****ed up is going to a post office to post an ex boyfriends pants


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 5:43 pm
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posted him an envelope with his calvin kleins cut into neat little 20mm x 20mm squares.

I'd have thought it would be a million envelopes none of which contained any actual pant.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 5:45 pm
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she gave up the job with a big sigh of relief to concentrate on being a Mum, so maybe if things progress...

globalti clearly doesn't know me at all 😆


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 8:14 pm
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You just need to align your shakra and balance your Chi DezB. Once that’s done you’ll get along with her fine. Ooh don’t forget to put a stone under your pillow and dangle crystals from the light shades or some shit too!


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 8:25 pm
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my missus, (points at the long blonde staring at her laptop) does really really hard sums at Oxford Uni for her pdf (or is is phd, I can never remember), she also spends an unhealthy amount of time doing online quizzes that promise prizes. There are websites and forums and all sorts. She's never won a thing, but gets an amazing amount of spam to her email. In her head these two things aren't connected.

I still fancy the pants off her though. after all, takes all sorts.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 8:27 pm
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You just need to align your shakra and balance your Chi DezB. Once that’s done you’ll get along with her fine. Ooh don’t forget to put a stone under your pillow and dangle crystals from the light shades or some shit too!

The most auspicious time to make your move is when  Mars is in alignment with Uranus.

Remember and take the wrapper off first.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 8:36 pm
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^^^^^^^^^LOLS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Inuendo bingo at its finest
Fweng Shi at La Maison Du Desmond next up
Reki massage, chanting and dream catchers will adorn the front room
Why does my mind replace Homeopath with Sociopath ?


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 9:01 pm
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Homeopath with Sociopath

Because that’s what it would be? 😀


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 10:48 pm
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I hope you’re taking precautions DezB? With her skills a peck on the cheek could turn into a pregnancy.


 
Posted : 26/02/2019 10:50 pm
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Level the playing field and share your top 10 love songs? 😉


 
Posted : 27/02/2019 9:03 am
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update?


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 8:13 pm
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I don't see why her being a homeopath should have too much bearing on anything . If I were you I would take things slowly , it's not like you have to commit to anything major , get to know her a bit better and see where it goes.


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 8:27 pm
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Dez has no time for updates , he’s had his house feng shui’d by his new squeeze and is busy putting up curtains.
😉


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 8:38 pm
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He's buying curtains so all must be going well 👍


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 8:38 pm
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Ha.


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 8:39 pm
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Update?? She never got back to me! I thought maybe she saw this thread 🤣
Weird thing is, I looked for her business on the web and it has no presence, so dunno how that works.
The main update is I’ve given up with that online dating shit... there has to be a better way..


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 9:37 pm
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it has nearly no presence, so dunno how that works

Homeopathic SEO?

Very diluted, much more effective


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 9:50 pm
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Homeophobe!


 
Posted : 10/03/2019 11:59 pm
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So, let’s just understand this... OP is a mans man, after one date with a younger woman he is in because this younger woman believes in stuff real men don’t/wont understand and therefore he believes she’s an airhead/weirdo/gullible/easy lay?

And yet she’s the one who isn’t responding to his calls...

This would make me think, if it weren’t for all the manly testosterone of absolute certainty that’s making me swoon instead. I want all of your babies... please read the sperm donation thread so I can attach name tags to your tadpoles, thank you.

Edit: As for this statement:

Just boff her a really tiny amount…

Stay classy...


 
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