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Met someone last night, could be more meetings, not sure yet... however, her work is a bit.. weird, load-of-bollocks type thing.. do I mention I think this? Well, ok, I'll tell you - she's a homeopath.
You see the dilemma? I am not a playa, btw 😆
Is her name Louise?
Christ, not another sexuality type.
Just boff her a really tiny amount...
Is her name Louise?
Then there would be no dilemma 😀
just be yourself!
Is she fit?
Is she solvent? Owns her own home?
If yes to all three 😄 crack on.
Christ, not another sexuality type.
2 if you include playa
Just boff her a really tiny amount…
Standard.
Just ask her whether a really dilute amount of Royhpnol would protect her in case she drank some in future
Lots to answer!
just be yourself!
So you think I should get rid? 😆
If yes to all three 😄 crack on
Yes! But she's a homeopath!
it's the kind of thing you can put up with in the short term... but if this plays out the way it could, and ends up being a longer term affair, then your feelings WILL raise their head on the matter and you WILL blurt out she's basically a snake oil salesperson
she’s basically a snake oil salesperson
Exactly.. who... get this... [i]trained for FOUR years[/i]!
Cheap date? Hide one bit of amazing foot in her water
Cheap date? Hide one bit of amazing foot in her water
she might not be into the kinky stuff tbf
Is she over 30?
Then choose 2 of 3.
Attractive.
Sane.
Single.
Would you date someone who went to church 3 times a week?
Yes! But she’s a homeopath!
Avoid. She’ll probably try to murder your house.
Is she solvent?
Yes, but only in water or some kind of unscented carrier oil.
Exactly.. who… get this… trained for FOUR years!
So not so much a con artist, just incredibly gullible? You may or may not wish to use this to your advantage.
House Point for perchy and the capt.
Would you date someone who went to church 3 times a week?
It's definitely a comparison.
Is she over 30? Brilliant! No mate, she's half my age! 😆
Get them chatting about the music they like.
What could possibly go wrong 😉
Yup music is a big one
..if she says 'all sorts really' when you ask what sort of music she likes...get rid...likewise if she owns any 'Now that's what' compilation. begone with you false wench.
Is she over 30? Brilliant! No mate, she’s half my age!
Really? And you are bothered about what she does for a living?
Personally I couldn't be dealing with that bollocks but, morally bankrupt? as I am, I equally wouldn't be passing up some shenanigans with someone half my age (provided she's attractive and I was 36 or over).
Not sure why having a wide ranging taste in music is a bad thing?
LOL at Fasthaggis, DezB goes on date with homeopath, chat turns to music, DezB ends up being the weirdo...
*logs on to Singlehomeopathworld to check for similar stories*
I assume you don't believe in it homeopathy
So, she believes in something you fundamentally don't... or she doesn't believe it and will take advantage of those who do...
It doesn't bode well for the long term tbh...
It might be worth exploring if you can determine that other than that you fundamentally share the same values and can agree to disagree on this but i think its pretty unlikely.
My experience of someone who believed she could see auras (rather than just de-focusing your eyes until you had eye strain and saw colours...) went down this line...
I basically couldn't respect that in her, we were doomed to fail.
DezB goes on date with homeopath, chat turns to music, DezB ends up being the weirdo
Exactly! I'd never bring MUSIC up on a first date 😆
[i]or she doesn’t believe it and will take advantage of those who do…[/i]
I think I'd be cool with that 😉
No mate, she’s half my age!
Back of the net!
@fitness Yeah but was she a freak between the sheets? That could swing it...
@gobuchul this has to be the best set up #humblebrag of the year so far.
LOL at Fasthaggis, DezB goes on date with homeopath, chat turns to music,
She should go on Name that Tune with Lionel Blair. I bet she’d be shit hot at it.
“I’ll name that tune in... one part in a million”
My missus goes and sees a Crystal woman every now and again...
I call her Weird Wendy... I couldn't honestly care how real or fake it is, it keeps the wife happy... Other than that she's very normal.
I wouldn't let her career worry me.... especially as she's half your age and presumably hot with it.
😆
She's not really half my age. That was (very) sarcastic. Under 30 is a very distant memory for us both.
My experience of someone who believed she could see auras (rather than just de-focusing your eyes until you had eye strain and saw colours…) went down this line…
Had a few dates with someone who was big into natural and alternative remedies/medicine. She stopped speaking to me after my incredibly witty remark of 'You know what the name given to alternative medicine, that works, is? Medicine.'
Perchy, do you wait for threads before you start mining for gold, or do you stockpile?
so does the water remember everything thats ever dissolved in it, or just the stuff you like?
does the water remember everything thats ever dissolved in it
I once drank a pint containing some water molecules that had previously fallen on Steve Coogan as rain - it tasted funny.
Perchy, do you wait for threads before you start mining for gold, or do you stockpile?
I’m like the Thorin Oakenshield of STW.
You wait...
Time passes...
Perchy sits down and starts singing about gold
On the plus side, at least she's going to be more satisfied with a tiny, err, acorn, than with a massive great big throbbing, umm, oak tree.
No mate, she’s half my age!
Did she start the date the same age as you?
He’s only met her for five minutes but she now thinks she’s in a long term relationship
Do you get on with her?
I'm not into everything the wife does. She can't care less about my bikes.
Do you really want an identical clone of yourself? You'll be wearing matching cardigans next.
Guess what thread she's started on Homeopath.world.com? "I met a guy last night but he's a CYCLIST!!!"
Differences in outlook and interests can he a good thing. Do you like her? That's all that matters.
Do you like her? That’s all that matters.
I think up to a point but if your partner's occupation makes you scoff with incredulity at their gullibility it's a big ask for both of you to see past that.
He’s only met her for five minutes but she now thinks she’s in a long term relationship
Ah perchy, you've hit the nail this time 😆
Do you like her? That’s all that matters.
I don't think I would've started this very serious discussion if it was.
Variety is the spice of life and all that....as long as you don't plan on spending your time debating the merits of homeopathy then I'd imagine you'll be alright.