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WTF is the kid/fire extinguisher pic about?
Flames [of passion] being put out I assume Al
😆 STW of old.. 😆
BTW OP before you do ask. Your not my type. Sorry.
I would love to be a fly on the wall. Agree with Merak night time date drinks, food, nice conversation, coffee! Breakfast!
Plus its a bit early to go onto shots if she knocks you back, you will wasted by 8pm.
lunch? 🙄
However ........ how do you back into the friends zone? as in i shagged a mate a month or so ago (we were a couple for a while, way back) and now i cant get rid of her, she turns up every evening and just hangs around until its time to start cooking, im basically in a relationship where we aren't sleeping together but i cook her dinner every night and now she seems to want me to train her sisters dog FFS. help
Jonah thats got to be a separate thread but just tell her you girlfriend will be here in a bit so she should make herself scarce.
thats not going to work pingu, she has been hanging round too long now, she knows im single 🙁
Lunch? Lunch! Lunch is what she does with her OGBF**.
Fail.
** I looked it up http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=really%20good%20gay%20male%20friend
My post was deleted! Nazis. I was genuinely trying to help the guy he must have balls like water melons by now.
However ........ how do you back into the friends zone?...
Wait 'til Saturday afternoon then introduce her to OP.
Brilliant mattjg,that'll kill two.....,well one of them metaphors
pls: could somebody who knows OP figure out time and venue, lurk in the background and tweet updates
Hashtag #outoffriendzone
Lunch doesn't sound good. Seems like he's being led to a public place with minimal potential for alcohol to receive some bad news.
Dinner, this would be good. Means you have her for the evening. Lunch means she can make the kill and then get out of there.
@OP: I have the feeling you just try to keep on delaying the "moment".
Believe me, by doing this, you are just putting yourself under torture, whatever she will say and no matter how awkward it might feel, it's BY FAR better having remorses than regrets.
Now stop thinking how it could go, how you're gonna ask, what's the best way to react and all this bullshit where you try to predict how this is gonna be because in the end it will be different...
If I were you, I would not wait for this "dinner" to say it, I would go ASAP to her place (now for example, don't wait for your pleasure, you know you want it).
Be sincere, don't make up a speech!
Again, whatever she'll say, you'll never look back so :
1) MTFU
2) MTFU
3) go to her place now (if you have the time to read this, you'd better be there at the moment)
4) once said , you'll be happy to be done with it (plus maybe you'll have a girlfriend, only bonus here)
you should be heading toward her place now...
Uhhh, best of luck though eh!!
god no she might be having a nice cup of tea, sat down ready for Jamie & Jimmy's Food Fight Club
the sure way to get a no is to turn up unannounced in the middle of the night
it's BY FAR better having remorses than regrets
Trying to figure out what that means. No, give up.
OP you are a tenacious bastard, I will be honest it ain't looking good but you might as well go for it you having nothing left to lose, the dignity is well gone.
Bon chance
Don't people who are about to get fired sometimes get taken to "lunch"
Lunch = mate
The dream is over but you can pull your wire over anyone you want to again. It's not like cheating on her now.
sad now
I can't go an see her now due to the fact I'm at work.
Lunch is looking bad I must admit. A mixture is uni exams and the run up to Christmas (and all the other guys she is seeing) means she is busy every night next week.
I'm almost tempted to say sod it and go to Rome tomorrow for the weekend, but if I do it will be two weeks before I see her again. And in two weeks were going to les mis then I am staying at hers then we are spending the day together in London.
I'm imagining its going to be very much like the scene out of kick ass. And not the one where the guy gets shot.
Flash grenades.......
You'll get my shot over your face if you don't do it 😡
(and all the other guys she is seeing) means she is busy every night next week.
God bless her.
Nice troll OP 7/10
The problem is its not too far from what I'm actually thinking 🙁
For those who are going to be waiting lunch is going to be at 13:00
FerchrissakesifyoudontbloodygerronwithitImightjustbloodytopmyself
Don't want that on my conscious
hora - MemberNice troll OP 7/10
+ 1
Listen mate, if she's interested then it doesn't matter how you pop the question so long as you do. Action required: just f&*king call her tomorrow and say how you feel. No more BS. End of.
lets not put any more pressure on the lad with talk of suicide
although that might make an interesting conversation for ourmaninthenorth when he gets to the pearly gates
St. Peter: "What is your justification for taking your life gifted by god?"
Ourmaninthenorth: "Well there was this fella on an internet forum who wanted to get his end away, but he fannyed around a for a couple of weeks. I tried to fill my time taking about Orange 5's, pissing in peoples shoes and sudocrem to feline application, but in the end i just got frustrated with the waiting and did myself in with some cling film, a 12" dildo, some peanut butter and the beano annual from 1986. The methodology was a bit unusual but as you can see it was effective as i'm stood here talking to you"
😀
😆 😯
If it all works out we all want an invite to the wedding. How much fun would that be. Gotta get a mention in the best mans speech.
However we will probably all be dead of old age (not suicide) by the time the OP gets round to it.
and even if she ends up marrying some other guy we should still get an invite (along with OP to point out whose who)
Get on with it man... FFS!
best thread in ages 😀
but do hurry up eh? 😉
Ask her to drop one of the other fellas/ nights out. . If she refuses you know where you stand. If she agrees then go for it. But stop fanning about, lad!
is it a packed lunch ??
And in two weeks were going to les mis then I am staying at hers then we are spending the day together in London.
Wait. So you're going to a musical, then staying over, then having a day shopping up west. Oh. Dear.
Oh my god, I've just realised why this is taking so long.
It's not that she's not available, it's because she's setting him up with another OGBF!!!!!!
wellwellwell - demand to see her immediately to get your collection of Kylie CDs back.
Guys the OP has done well- its basically a troll. He's got alot of time on his hands admittedly but hes successfully trolled us all. Hook line and sinker...
Tbf if she's currently getting rogered by some other bloke it's the lads own fault.
I (skim) read 9 pages for nothing.
**throws hat on floor**