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 johnny
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I’m hoping this should be faintly amusing... I’ve just moved into a house with a name, which is a new departure for me. It’s called ‘Woodlea’ which is a typically lame suburban name and as we live near Reading, part of which is called Woodley, I’ve already explained the difference far too many times. Any ideas for a memorable name?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:05 pm
 teamhurtmore
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Dunupgrading


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:07 pm
 Cougar
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137.

Even better if you're between number 62 and number 66.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:08 pm
 matt_outandabout
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Sudocreme Cat Cottage


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:08 pm
 thestabiliser
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Castle Spatula

Fort Uppanayme


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:12 pm
 ElShalimo
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Dunkillin


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:12 pm
 Onzadog
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Llamedos


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:13 pm
 matt_outandabout
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Wybourne.
Just also change you're name to Thirteenth Duke at the same time...


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:13 pm
 trail_rat
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Tŷ Bach


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:13 pm
 bikebouy
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DunReading.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:13 pm
 joshvegas
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Frottage Cottage.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:16 pm
 rene59
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The Institute


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:18 pm
 binners
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At times like this a man perfectly reasonably asks himself... what would Jack Duckworth do?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:18 pm
 thestabiliser
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Mistress Fongs budget knocking shop, casino and opium den for the frisky but frugal gentleman


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:22 pm
 johnny
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Those are some nice options, especially the Frottage. (When isn’t it?) it’s a tad big for a Ty Bach, and we’ve still got plenty of upgrading to go- it’s a bit antiquated!

We are about 200m back from the river, with most of the village inbetween. I did think of calling it ‘Thames View’ with ‘wait a few years’ in small letters below...


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:23 pm
 trailwagger
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Housey mchouse face?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:23 pm
 riklegge
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Flay Otters?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:24 pm
 djglover
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Ye house, Lord House, Ace House, The Cinnamons or Excalibur Cottage


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:25 pm
 Whathaveisaidnow
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leatherface lodge


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:27 pm
 johnny
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Could I give a nod to my musical preferences and call it ‘Stepinsidethis House’?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:28 pm
 thestabiliser
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Whosinthe House

Clocksinthe House


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:30 pm
 cranberry
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Dunnaming

Aitchfur


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:33 pm
 dannybgoode
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The Cottagers Cottage


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:33 pm
 andeh
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La Maison Derrière


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:34 pm
 bluearsedfly
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Oxo Towers.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:37 pm
 CheesybeanZ
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Louise , always warm and welcoming .


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:37 pm
 Drac
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Baby Robin’s Nest.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:40 pm
 joshvegas
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Dundoggin.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:44 pm
 matt_outandabout
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27.5


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:47 pm
 bikebouy
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You live in Berk’shire..

Why not:

NotQuiteWinsorCastleButItsMyHomeFnarrFnarr


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:48 pm
 perchypanther
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Binners house should be called Bad Manors


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:56 pm
 perchypanther
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Sudocreme Cat Cottage

Plaintive Mews?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 10:58 pm
 jambourgie
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Acid House


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:06 pm
 rmacattack
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bell end's


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:09 pm
 Cougar
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Plaintive Mews?

I genuinely can't breathe.  That's your best one yet.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:09 pm
 muppetWrangler
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Stalag Luft III


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:10 pm
 perchypanther
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I genuinely can’t breathe. That’s your best one yet.

Shovel enough shit and sooner or later you'll turn up a diamond 😉


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:17 pm
 johnny
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Timberline Lodge? (It’s apparently the name of the hotel used for The Shining, and I am Johnny, after all...)

And Perchy, that’s a real skill there...!


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:17 pm
 bikebouy
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Again, you live in Berk’shire..

So:

ARightRoyalBerk


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:21 pm
 epicyclo
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Picolax Park


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:23 pm
 johnny
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Oxfordshire actually.

Oxo towers then, or just Centre Parcs...


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:23 pm
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Pancho Villa.

APF


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:24 pm
 johnny
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Oxfordshire, I’m afraid. So Oxo Towers, or maybe just Center Parcs?


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:25 pm
 matt_outandabout
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Picolax Park

Sounds like a right dump.


 
Posted : 15/02/2018 11:29 pm
 bikebouy
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Readings in Berkshire ..

You said Reading.

So, not wanting to be associated with the “royal” tag eh... well I’d agree there.

So:

Re’Morse.


 
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