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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm ][b]Man used penis to assault female police officer[/b][/url]
YES _ WE _ KNOW.
well i didnt, cheers mf wouldnt have been happy for that to pass me by.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Brilliant! LOL!
ha ha ha. how drunk do you need to be? and how tall is he? or was she bending down.
either way (boasting aside) how do you hit a woman in the head with your n0b? she'd have to be quite short....
I don't care if it has been posted 1,000 times before - this stuff needs telling again and again. I am cutting out and keeping it to show my daughters on their 18th birthdays.
As reported by The Mash:
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I used to have a mate who would sneak up behind girls on sofas and gently rest his knob on their heads...this was in the days of slightly bigger girls hair. You'd see the look on their faces as they realised there was something in their hair, then try brushing it off with their hands...
Well, you had to be there...
Well, you had to be there...
Unless you were one of the girls of course....
that kinda sh!t would get you on the register these days.
[i]sneak up behind girls on sofas and gently rest his knob on their heads[/i]
I'm sure there's a word for this kind of thing. 😕