[Closed] Gullible people

No Gull expert would ever call them seagulls.

Just sayin' 😉

He's right, you know.

Also, they've taken the word gullible out of the dictionary.

Gulls are not to be believed.

The herring gull does not eat herring
The common gull is actually rather rare
The black heading gull actually has a brown head and only for part of the year
The black backed gull actually has black(ish) wings
The Glaucous gull is Glakit

Also, they’ve taken the word gullible out of the dictionary.

Really?

*goes off to check.

*comes back.

Yeah whatever, I knew it was a joke anyway, just messing with ya.

tjagain

Gulls are not to be believed.

You'd have to be quite gullible to believe they gave themselves those names...

Fulmars are the friendliest of gulls.

Saw a skua drown a fulmar then pluck it and eat it about 10m away from me. Nasty. Still finished my sandwich though.

Is this cos a one snatched a chihuahua? (Can't believe I spelt it right without checking!)

Is this cos a one snatched a chihuahua?

Probably.

I'm guessing the OP's  question is... could a gull really  take a chihuahua?

I'd say that, yes, it absolutely could.

When I was a kid, our cat, Sid, pounced on a gull and grabbed it by the leg. The gull was, understandably, unhappy with this situation and flew away with the cat still attached.

The cat realised it's error and finally let go when the gull was about 30 feet in the air and landed indignantly on our garage roof.

Two weeks in St Ives every year has only strengthened my conviction that gull are larcenous arseholes who will take anything.

I heard that chihuahuas are the new tuna for gulls

Yup, horrible things. Saw one necking a Pigeon on Sauchiehall street last week.

A fulmar is an albatross.

Albatross flavoured ice cream anyone?

The cat realised it’s error and finally let go when the gull was about 30 feet in the air and landed indignantly on our garage roof.

Thankfully the cat survived.

Otherwise we'd have had a kitty wake.

The 'Flock of seagulls' band member up there is wearing a Trump hairdo. It's not a good look even for the '80's.

Otherwise we’d have had a kitty wake.

Nice! Even if you did setup your own punnage.

Otherwise we’d have had a kitty wake.

Very good.

But you've already had your tern. Let someone else have a go 🙂

‘Flock of seagulls’ band member up there is wearing a Trump hairdo

Both big in america in the 80s. Where are they now?

Nice! Even if you did setup your own punnage

I thought it was a bit aukward actually...

Albatross flavoured ice cream anyone?

I'll have Stormy Petrel on a stick, thanks.

Both big in america in the 80s. Where are they now?

Japan. Everybody is big in Japan.

The common gull is actually rather rare

Your'e probably thinking of the Little Gull TJ. Theyr'e quite uncommon, we saw loads of Common Gulls up by Dunbar earlier this year.
But I know what your'e like with bird I.D. 😉

The little gull is probably ginormous

could a gull really take a chihuahua?

There was a dead squirrel just outside work a couple of weeks ago, and it was gulls, not the crows that were pecking away at it, and refusing to move out of the way, even for tankers and car transporters!
Last I saw of the squirrel was the half of it remaining disappearing down a gulls throat! 🤢