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So here's the rules. Guess the to the film by identifying one of the key jokes and then you get the next go. Must be a comedy.

I'll start:

Mmmmm, nice beaver
Yes, I just had it stuffed this morning

Cheers

Danny B


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:06 pm
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Naked gun

[i]Yep we got both kinds of music - country and western
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Posted : 23/08/2013 7:08 pm
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Naked gun....awesome film, not seen it for ages


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:09 pm
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21 seconds too slow...Blues brothers


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:09 pm
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That's Blues Brothers.

Why must it be a comedy?

[i]I'm not even supposed to be here today![/i]


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:10 pm
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What's the matter Danny, never taken a shortcut before?


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:10 pm
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Clerks

"How's your head?"
"I've had no complaints"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:12 pm
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'Clerks'.

"We've come on holiday by mistake!!!"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:12 pm
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Just for the jokes Cougar.

Go on then - any films...


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:12 pm
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Me thinks that we're all too quick for this...


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:16 pm
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Not a comedy, but a brilliantly crap joke

Do you see those two weevils doctor?

I do.

Which would choose?

Neither. There is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of curculio.

If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response...

Well then if your going to push me, I would choose the right hand weevil. It has significant advantage in both length and breadth.

There! I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:29 pm
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Master and commander


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:36 pm
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...and the next clue is?


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:41 pm
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"I didn't want to dick her too much; she might have got the wrong idea."


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:42 pm
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You can have my go, i'd be here all night trying to think of something 😳


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:43 pm
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...and goddammit, [b][u]TUCK IN THOSE PYJAMAS![/u][/b]


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:45 pm
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Google provides answers so far. Not to this one though:

"ils ne tomberont pas plus bas"

CFH and friends should get it.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:56 pm
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"We've come on holiday by mistake!!!"

Bit behind, but that's Withnail and I.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 8:34 pm