[Closed] Grow up FFS

I make up voices for animals and say things out loud as if I am that animal when I see them.

I quack to ducks, moo at cows etc when out on rides. Not making the noises, you understand, just say "moo".

jump off the steps in town centre where all the emos hang out @ 57 😳

I shout at myself to try harder when I'm riding solo and my legs start hurting.

I also land my daughter's pushchair both wheels together when I "drop" it off kerbs.

I rolled a trolley in Tesco once.

Big LOL 😀

I'm listening to Busted. Right now.

"Cause she's so right for me, her daddy disagrees.."

Also I honk people.

float - Member

i still find audible flatulence funny

I think whoopee cushions are very funny, but mooning is even funnier

I always make a face and often strike an amusing pose at the security cameras at work

When I'm climbing on my mountainbike I make motocrosser noises in my head, and when I'm descending I go 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE' in my head and laugh out loud on singletrack

I'm 56

Played knock-a-door-run. ( complete spur of the moment thing).

...I'm 46

Chris

1'54 onwards is what happens in my head in the woods. Neeoooooooooow 😈

Dropping into chimp gait while out with Mrs S is my favourite. I've taught my daughters's fiancé to do it as well!
I'm 49 in a month.

42 and still do the odd random human beatbox, trouble is I now hear my 8 year old son do it and think oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!.... what have I done? Word!

When I'm typing on STW I pretend to myself that I have something useful to say.

i have taught my 1yr old son to giggle when he farts or burps

when on nice swoopy singletrack through trees I am also on a speederbike / spitfire

when I'm on my own. I pretend the tv remote and my phone are spaceships

I'm 35 and 1 day

When I pull my buff over my face, in my head I pretend I'm a superhero 😳

Today I even bought a Spiderman buff 😳

In the pub last night i told some girl that "my mate fancies you".

41 and 8 months.

I'm really hoping that Santa gets my lad the Lego T1 campervan!

42 and 3/4

samuri - Member

I make up voices for animals and say things out loud as if I am that animal when I see them.

I'm 44.

if anyone bends over, or otherwise brings attention to their posterior, whether it be on the tellybox or in an actual real world situation, i HAVE to blow a raspberry. just, y'know, cos farts are funny...

i'm 43½

I wish I hadn't discovered the lego T1 campervan.

Or the shop what sells lots of lego online. 🙁

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Woah!!

Today I was 'sending it' over a bank on my cyclocross bike in our club race. Although this got some cheers, on lap 3 my bars rotated forwards and I had to spend the rest of the race with my hands near my knees so I could use the brakes. (tthew, aged 37 1/2)

48 and three quarters still cant decide what to do when i leave school. still plenty of time yet as i cant retire till im 68.

ratherbeintobago - Member

Dear panel,

When out & about, if one runs across a load of primary school kids doing cycling proficiency, is it acceptable to bunny hop over a speed bump and then accelerate away out of the saddle, waving cheerily?

Andy

When I worked in a school, another (also mature) female member of staff and I had office chair races down the hall.

I occasionally mess myself. 😳

I'm [i]thirty nine[/i].

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No it's true; look!

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I act like a mature adult at all times.

I'm 17.

Here's my list,

I pretend to be a monster when walking on my own and make thunderous footstep sound fx's.

I try to hand glide on supermarket trollies using my body wieght to go around corners.

When cycling I pretend that cars and other vehicles are crashing and blowing up around me and I'm swerving through it all and I also talk to animals and birds when out and about.

I'm 38.

I dont pretend to be naff all. I do meow at the neighbours cat from time to time though. One of the cats meows back if i do it... if i speak to it,its silent.

Cullen, you even act like a boss from time to time. "martin,you are sacked!"

but then you scurry off!

Whenever a work shirt of mine is past its best, I put it on then rip it open in a Superman stylee.

I've spent the last year attempting to get my knee down on an MTB.

One day, I shall succeed AND stay on the bike.

I'm 42 and a half.

I suck jelly through a straw, it makes great farting noises, kids love doing it, wife has to leave the room.

I get my daughter to press my nose when I want to burp.

I shoot pedestrians and drivers with my invisible death-ray laser when out riding.

My supermarket trolley is a Spitfire, the others are Messerschmitt's, I manage to shoot most of them down, which is nice as I live near the German border.

I'm 49.

I have recently used my hairbrush as a microphone. (in front of the mirror)

am 20

I make motorbike noises when i overtake people, and when accelerating out of corners.

I want a star wars Lego advent calendar. I'm 43.

When I was a kid, I used to 'ride' shopping trolleys by getting a head of speed up and then jumping and locking my arms out on the bar. Occasionally, I still do.

Always. It's the law.

1. It's christmas shopping time, so to make it bearable I use the tubes of wrapping paper as bazukas to shoot ditherers out of my way, complete with a "THUNK" noise as I fire it.

2. When in a quiet shop with the GF and she whispers to me "I need a poo!", I reply in a loud voice "YOU NEED A WHAT, LOVE?"

Jimmy, 35 in 3 days.

When asked, "Have you farted?" I will always reply, "No. Would you like me to?"

emsz - Member
I have recently used my hairbrush as a microphone. (in front of the mirror)

am 20

Yay! 🙂

(Hugs Emsz)

Good to have you back. X

Yeah well...

I got told off by Sara when I told her. 😳

I also still covet Lego. And regularly use a Danger Mouse pillowcase.

34 1/2 next month.

When I'm pushing hard on the road bike I pretend I'm on a solo break trying to stay ahead of the peleton. I thought everyone did this? It's actually a pretty effective motiviator I find.. plus it's something to occupy my mind.

I try and 'handbrake' shopping trolleys with one foot on one wheel.

When I worked for the council mowing lawns, the ride on mower had a turning circle that meant you couldn't mow a new row next to the one you'd just done without doing a wide loop or a three point turn. The intelligent way to do it was to do a wide turn and mow a new strip in virgin grass then at the end of that row loop back with another wide turn to get the strip adjacent to the first one. What I found more fun though was to slam the thing into reverse (whilst going forwards), turn then slam back on full fowards throttle doing half a donut, power-sliding the mower around quickly enough to mow the next bit. How that thing survived I'll never know.

I still try to body pop along with MTV! wasn't very good 20 years ago either but I will get it right before I die! 40 now though!

I use the tubes of wrapping paper as bazukas to shoot ditherers out of my way, complete with a "THUNK" noise as I fire it.

They also make great impromptu lightsabers. You're welcome.

How that thing survived I'll never know.

How the lawn survived, I'll never know. (-:

I went to see a band on Saturday night.
Told the wife the next day I was "down the front jumping around".
She said I was childish 🙁

They were bloody brilliant btw, The Glitch Mob.
Grow up? F OFF!

(oh yeah, I'm 48 in a couple of months)

i am currently teaching my 2 yr old grandaughter the finger pulling/farting thing.

i wedgie my son nearly everytime i see him, he inturn licks his finger and sticks it in my ear.

i stand and have screaming tantrum arguments with my 14 yr old daughter, whilst doing the whole 'whatever girlfriend' hand swish thing.

i walk round the house in just my undercrackers, but with them pulled up as far as they will go, while asking my wife if she fancies me.

45 going on 13 8)

I watched a film this afternoon, 17 Again.. Yeah that one with Zak Efron in it.. It was excellent.. I laughed and also at one point shed a small teeny tear..

On occasions like this I do wish I was 17 again myself.

I know it's totally impossible, I know it's a pathetic thought, but somedays, some, I do wish..

So what I do is feel young, play young, have a youthful outlook (dispite the odd occasion) I have the outlook that I'd rather blow out than fizzle out.

And.. I do wear tight jeans, but I do look sooooo good in them.

To whoever posted about the lego advent calendars, thank you. Have just ordered a star wars one for me, and a lego city one for the GF.

My favorite game is when shopping and waiting for the OH to come out of a changing room to find random bits of clothing to be wearing when she comes out. Happily I haven't been waiting in a shop where the waiting rooms are next to the lingerie section 😯

Shopping trolleys are always great, I like hiding in the duvet cover when putting it on the bed too

tthew.....maximum points for ss cx airtime today.Should have got the win for that 😀
Me,I ride childrens bikes every week (aged 38 1/4)