[Closed] Girls: Shewee / Whiz freedom - are they any good?

Oh my lord

This is only a small step from having a catheter and a bag.

No personal experience but they save a LOT of time waiting at festivals

I bought one for a friend but she was too shy to use it 🙁

I bought one for a friend

You absolute freak

You absolute freak

she'd thought it would be really cool to freak people out on a ride by peeing standing up, but she couldn't bring herself to do it...

Just find the nearest bush / wall etc to go behind.

Simon - I've said it before, and I'll say it again: you're a very bad man (actually, I seem to recall calling you a 'cheeky knacker', but lets not get caught up in semantics).

my missus loves em at festivals!

OK unless you're a "top racer" (allegedly)

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Just find the nearest bush

careful :o)

Aim the Whiz downwards and never use it facing the wind!

One forgets that sometimes things might not be so obvious to the genetically untrained. 🙂

One of my friends works with the designer of the shewee... apparently they're very popular with those who can get their head around the idea of using one for the first time but that's a hurdle that they're constantly fighting against...

careful :o)

simonfbarnes - Member

she'd thought it would be really cool to freak people out on a ride by peeing standing up, but she couldn't bring herself to do it...

Hardly surprising knowing what your like with yer photos now is it? 🙄

What woman can't stand up and pee if they have to anyway?

Mrs M has used one, but prefers to squat.
(Drac, the standing up is fine, it's just the shewee helps with aim. Otherwise it gets everywhere due to flap dribble)

My friend has one, she couldnt get beyond the suggestion in the leaflet that you practice in the shower first to avoid embarrassing accidents. She has never used it.

Personally I prefer to find a wall or hedge.

Hardly surprising knowing what your like with yer photos now is it?

she wouldn't even practice on her own 🙁

They're not doing right then Moses either that or it's like a badly stuffed kebab down there.

flap dribble? FLAP DRIBBLE? Really, is there any need

Do they work in the shower?

Do they work in the shower?

pmsl at flap dribble! What a fantastic phrase!!!

Only on STW could you find a serious discussion of this. I love this place 😀

Only on STW could you find a serious discussion of this. I love this place 😀

I can only really see their advantage if you're somewhere really cold, otherwise seems like more hassle than just squatting, and just an extra thing to carry around.

Only on STW could you find a serious discussion of this. I love this place

You should get around more, I've seen this discussion loads of places online 🙂

Reminds me of last week descending across Arnside I disturbed 3 Asian ladies, one was walking towards me smiling and laughing the other was running to aid her friend who was rinsing her lettuce as I rode past. Laughed for about 5 mins afterwards.

Rinsing her lettuce?

You know shaking the drips off.

Rinsing flap dribble off her lettuce?

Drac, I have to say (and I think you are a fellow geordie) "rinsing the lettuce" is spectacular !

top work

I know someone that uses this - apparently they are great for when there are no bushes around. The only question is how to wash it - dishwasher, with the rest of the washing up, bathroom sink?

just give it a good shake.

But remember, more than three shakes is a ****!

That I am Graeme, cheers.

lmfao, this post is just so wrong 😆

ebygomm - Obviously I am limited in my experience. I must get out more!

Err that makes me look like I have an overly enthusiastic view of talking about urine. I'm not sure that I do. Forget I ever said that.

I have an unused one (honestly!) if anybody would like it. A present for an ungrateful friend

Actually, a cape or poncho is generally more useful . . .

I know someone that uses this - apparently they are great for when there are no bushes around. The only question is how to wash it - dishwasher, with the rest of the washing up, bathroom sink?

I think you just rinse it don't you? You don't have to boil it a la mooncup

Instructions say to rinse in water as it has some kind of coating to keep it clean easy. It also says you can clean it a variety of extra ways inc putting it in the washing machine with the normal wash.

I am giving it a try as I often cycle where there is no 'safe' (rocks, hedges) place to be. Women are very exposed when peeing. It ok for you guys as you can nestle up to a tree with discretion.

Practising while going to the loo seems ok, no shower needed to try it in, so not such a problem after all for the screamish.

Watch out for flap dribble though 😉

What the instructions don't tell you is that if you have it placed incorrectly, it's bloody hard to stop it going everywhere. Hence the photograph that Druidh has so kindly posted of me...

I'm just glad it was windy and I dried off quickly. Pants doon for me from then on.

I'm going to use 'flap dribble' as a swear from now on. 😀

Bleurgh - someone mentioned mooncup.

This is only a small step from having a catheter and a bag

I'm assuming you are male 🙂

Therefore you are not a small step from having catheter and a bag - that's what you've actually got!

Bag = bladder

Catheter = penis

I witnessed an epic she-wee fail at Reading last year... Good idea but when it goes wrong it really goes wrong.

flap dribble
rinsing her lettuce

excellent work. All I can ask is there an equivalent shesh1t or hesh1t for number 2's ? attach to your arse and sh1t at will without having to squat ?

Bleurgh - someone mentioned mooncup.

I've got a slightly hippyish friend who ever so often sends emails out to all of her female friends saying that we should use mooncups. 😐

This reminds me of an incident at Wembley a number of years back. I came out of the arena after a gig and went to the car in the multi story carpark next door. Got in the car and turned the headlights on. Right infront of us were two girls. One standing, the other had her skirt hitched up and knickers off. Her feet were apart and she was bending over with her head almost between her ankles. This was an interesting site in itself, but what really topped it off was that she was peeing UP the wall!!

A flash of the lights and tooting of horn was therefore in order 😆

I have just had to google mooncup and now feel soiled (obviously not literally)

and now feel soiled

Is mooncup a subsidiary of moonpig? can you get them with your own personalised witty message on them?

i recall as a wide-eyed wannabe astronaut (age 8 or 9) that in zero gravity, Nasa used some sort of hoover pipe with an attachment that cupped over both ends to suck your number 1's and 2's up before they floated all over the place. I reckon you could use your tyre pressure and some heath robinson gubbins to make a similar vacuum device for the trail....

"can you get them with your own personalised witty message on them?"

"If you can read this, you're too close?" Obviously not "baby on board"

I don't understand why some people feel so squeamish about their own bodies and normal natural processes. Or indeed why some guys (and women) get so silly about periods. Its not the dark ages, where bodies are considered 'bad' hidden things with incomprehensible and dangerous processes!

Midnighthour - do you ride in a desert if you can't find tree/bush cover? Just curious why you need one of these!

Lol,

And the thread of the week award goes too...

I think girls must have been secretly testing in the gents loo in my work building for ages, if not why on earth would the gents loo traps have the seat down with wee splashed all over it ............................

If you need to wee during a ride you aren't sweating hard enough. But then ladies don't sweat do they?