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 emsz
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I have never met anyone with a Plan B!!


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 9:28 pm
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Would they tell you if they had?


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 9:32 pm
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dunno, maybe? probably.

we'd know. I have spies everywhere


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 9:47 pm
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The Plan B thing is true.

An old flatmate had a guy who was "the one that got away" on her phone just in case things didn't work out with her current boyfriend. She split up with her fella shortly after they moved in together because she couldn't hack it.

Another one took it too far. She was seeing a bloke in the army she was madly in love with. He cut off all communication without warning. She started going out with her back up bloke and married him. A few years later the marriage fell apart and she rebounded onto a male friend from work. Her fella knew what was coming because she constantly kept talking about him and insisting they were just mates. She's now married to the bloke from work.


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 10:02 pm
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Hora, I appreciate the suggestion, but I think I will be avoiding any type of relationship for a good long while after this one finishes.


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 10:26 pm
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Isnt it enough to have someone to bang with at any given time? Maybe cook and do laundry for you occasionally? And freedom to ride your bike without guilt that there is someone waiting for you at her/your house.. Keep it tidy mate, her own place and your own place leave it at that.. Get a cat or dog if you fancy company. 🙂 (late response)


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 11:00 pm
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I love the way women get all uppity about "equal rights" and "knuckle draggers"....

However when you take them out for dinner... you're getting your wallet out...

Or when you don't hold the door open for them, give them your coat when it's raining... or asking them to pick up heavy items from the shop.

Yeah, womens equality.... would be great if they REALLY wanted it... just not the bits that suit them.

They make you pay because they find you unattractive, in the same way that I'd make 200lb birds pay me.

I bet you take propecia and drive a BMW.


 
Posted : 30/10/2014 11:27 pm
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They make you pay because they find you unattractive, in the same way that I'd make 200lb birds pay me.

I bet you take propecia and drive a BM

I like the way you segue between 'mysogony/banter is bad' and 'I hate fat chicks and men'.

Are you one of Horas plan B eunuchs?


 
Posted : 31/10/2014 12:31 am
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Such a good thread, any more advice for me?


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 6:34 pm
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I don't even have a plan. She's just sort of there.


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:02 pm
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7 months later you're still after advice???


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:34 pm
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OP she doesnt like your stuff left incase one of her other boyfriends spots it and tbinks shes seeing another bloke

You arent still living in seperate pads/similar setup to the start are you? If so ..trouble ^

Women baffle men.. Thats because women can have the same desires, mentality etc as men. Men cant compute this so blank it out.


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:45 pm
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To be fair you baffle me so you may be on to something 😛


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:49 pm
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Such a good thread, any more advice for me?

did you stop using Lynx?


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:49 pm
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I thought Lynx was abit 'council estate'


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:54 pm
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Let me translate Hora's post for everyone.

OP she cabbage like your nipple left brown one of her bump wibble spots it and capacitor shes weeeeeeeee another cheddar.

You clown chicken living in crispy pads/similar beetle to the flange are you? If batter ..squirrel ^

Farts baffle clouds.. Thats because Wales can flump the hairy turtle, mentality similar as geese. Men smell chips this so cheese it out.


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:55 pm
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Prime examples ^ of men who think women are from mars.


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 7:58 pm
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I think that's where you're going wrong Hora. Isn't it Venus, according to popular fiction?


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 8:01 pm
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she cabbage like your nipple left brown one of her bump wibble spots it and capacitor shes weeeeeeeee another cheddar.
You clown chicken living in crispy pads/similar beetle to the flange are you? If batter ..squirrel ^

Farts baffle clouds.. Thats because Wales can flump the hairy turtle, mentality similar as geese. Men smell chips this so cheese it out.

'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!


 
Posted : 13/06/2015 8:03 pm
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She doesn't love you.

Do you love her?

Move on!


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 11:22 am
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Best thread ever!


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 3:29 pm
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Just read this lot again off the back of another dating disaster. The two terms that spring to mind are "melters" and "rinsers".

We all know what a melter is but a rinser? A bird who rinses you of funds.

Met one on Tinder recently, all seemed sensible, met in town for a drink, then we were hungry then more booze etc. Before I know it I've been "rinsed" of £150 ffs.

Next date we go for pizza and cinema and hey presto guess who doesnt put their hand in their pocket?

Some hard luck story about being skint, happy enough to go to posh restaurants and nice watering holes with MY money.

Not best pleased when I binned her for being a "rinser".

Women, eh?


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 7:39 pm
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Just try Mincers in future eh?


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 7:48 pm
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For that money, go for coke and a hooker. At least you're guaranteed a good night (I imagine).


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 7:56 pm
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Good advice usual.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 7:59 pm
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You're not going to like marriage.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:01 pm
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When I was using tinder, I'd buy the first drink & if they didn't make a move to buy the next week then that'd indicate the date was coming to an end. No biggie.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:04 pm
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Best thread resurrection in ages. If only for this;

Wales can flump the hairy turtle, mentality similar as geese. Men smell chips this so cheese it out.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:08 pm
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[I]A bird who rinses you of funds.[/I]

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but blokes have always paid - if they want a **** that is 🙂


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:11 pm
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You're not going to like marriage.

I got rinsed there too


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:14 pm
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Isn't marriage more like a really unpleasant enema?


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:21 pm
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that suggests there's a pleasant one piemonster.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 8:40 pm
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If a partner wants children while the other does not yet stay together they are not going to be happy. Doom relationship.

If you stay together for 3 years or more or both are in their 30s without marriage (majority) the relationship is doomed.

😛


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:09 pm
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I like you chewkw, but you really do talk some twaddle.

Absolutely agree on the first point, but the second is patent nonsense.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:13 pm
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Chewkw, you are Hora and I claim my £5 Sports Direct Coke & Hooker bundle.

Actually, I don't want to claim it.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:15 pm
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I like you chewkw, but you really do talk some twaddle.

Not just me then. I find Chewkw really likeable - despite disagreeing with almost all he posts - some stuff I would even say is borderline offensive. However, I can't help but think he's a nice guy.

Bizarre! 🙂


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:21 pm
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Absolutely agree on the first point, but the second is patent nonsense.

I said "majority" so not all are doomed but most are ... 😛

Try to observe them ... you will see there is truth in my observation.

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Chewkw, you are Hora and I claim my £5 Sports Direct Coke & Hooker bundle.
Actually, I don't want to claim it.

It's true or at least unfair to one of the partner. A doom relationship is a doom relationship ... the longer they stay together the more likely they are passing the "sale by date". Not good.

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Not just me then. I find Chewkw really likeable - despite disagreeing with almost all he posts - some stuff I would even say is borderline offensive. However, I can't help but think he's a nice guy.

Bizarre!

I am a nice guy. Really ... :mrgreen:

Nahhh ... not offensive ... it is entertaining!

People are simply too sensitive that they decide to take offense at everything FFS!... I don't take offense but rather see them as different perspectives that should be investigated. 😆


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:23 pm
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Here is another thought, these crazy 38-42 years olds who are shitting themselves about having children and ask you would you consider having your snip reversed? LIKE WTF?

I've met a few of those too ffs


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:28 pm
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Here is another thought, these crazy 38-42 years olds who are shitting themselves about having children and ask you would you consider having your snip reversed? LIKE WTF?

I've met a few of those too ffs

If they do not want children they should mention that criteria the first time they meet rather than pussy footing trying to shag each other silly, only to find out that they have ventured into serious relationship without knowing.

Tick tock tick tock ... there goes the [b]"sale by date"[/b] and one day when they wake up from their enjoyment they are in their 40s ... they now want children but shhiiittt ... then they think of the complication even with today's medical advances.

I have seen so many ... very sad.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:35 pm
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It's not unreasonable. Frightening on a first date I'd imagine , but think of them and what they want - if they want babies, then fair play for at least telling you.

No need to be all

LIKE WTF?
about it. Blokes have it easy on that front; be a gent and don't dismiss women because they're getting a bit panicky and lacking some eloquence in stating it.

EDIT: I've been beaten to it by Chewkw Rayner.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:36 pm
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Have so many what, children?


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:38 pm
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Have so many what, children?

Two should be enough if one partner wants it otherwise it's a doom relationship.

😛

edit: I know few girls who are very good looking who when I met them were in the mid to late 20s ... they were a bit picky I think and very career minded. They did have few relationships ... fast forwards until now ... they are in the mid to late 40s ... still single ... now they are in deep trouble coz they have all passed their "sale by date".

Very sad coz they are all alone ... I feel very sorry for them. No they did not choose me coz I ain't superstar!


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 9:41 pm
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Some girls like that, taken out, fed and boozed up. Pampered and treated. Again as with your OP I imagine they'd have multiple dates a month with guys until they hit the money-shot. The guy that arguably has alot of money and can provide for them to enable nesting.


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 10:27 pm
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until they hit the money-shot.

😀


 
Posted : 18/01/2016 10:31 pm
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What planet did Hora come from? 😆


 
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