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[b]Reverse pitchfork[/b] [i]"patent applied for"[/i]
I could probably even tell you where it is hosted to within about 10 metres 😛
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Sorry, I ninja-edited to remove that as it wasn't relevant. The forum posting data wouldn't be in the Metabase anyway even if it was a Windows platform, it was a simple slip of the brain on my part when I was typing and I was subsequently over-explaining.
Reverse pitchfork
So what you need there is a Krophctip.
The forum posting data wouldn't be in the Metabase anyway even if it was a Windows platform, it was a simple slip of the brain on my part when I was typing and[b] I was subsequently over-explaining.[/b]
Just as well you've stopped yourself doing that, hey?
😉
Krophctip
That would be a reverse pitch[b]P[/b]ork!!
Film trailer voice} Having trouble with those pesky posters,bitten off more than you can handle ?
No need for that straw man/Edinburgh defense back down apology,just use [b]Reverse pitchfork [/b]! , [b]Reverse pitchfork[/b] a post fixing wonder device ..[i]available at all good forums.[/i] [i]Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your Reverse Pitchfork[/i].{ Film trailer voice
CaptainFlashheart is it just full pitchforks you're selling or do you also sell fork handles?
[i]What would you do?[/i]
Obviously we'd all take the situation very seriously indeed and try to help out to our utmost ability. 😯
Sorry, I ninja-edited to remove that as it wasn't relevant. The forum posting data wouldn't be in the Metabase anyway even if it was a Windows platform, it was a simple slip of the brain on my part when I was typing and I was subsequently over-explaining.
WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS FORUM INTO A HOUSE OF LIES?!
and you wonder why so many people avoid the bike/chat forumsis
Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your Reverse Pitchfork.
..your pitchfork may go down, as well as up.
four candles?CaptainFlashheart is it just full pitchforks you're selling or do you also sell fork handles?
Has Flashman moved up from paperclips?
[i]Sorry, I ninja-edited to remove that as it wasn't relevant. The forum posting data wouldn't be in the Metabase anyway even if it was a Windows platform, it was a simple slip of the brain on my part when I was typing and I was subsequently over-explaining.[/i]
Now you've gone and over explained your over explain 🙂
I suggest a targeted drone strike, they're all the rage right now.
[i]Has Flashman moved up from paperclips? [/i]
it's more across...
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[i]four candles? [/i]
No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks! Wonders if he also stocks o's
*Toasts Timmy Mallet's plums on a pitchfork over four candles*
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and you wonder why so many people avoid the bike/chat forumsis
I know,it's full of thieves and liars .
*suspects you may not be a fast haggis after all*
That would be a reverse pitchPork!!
Oh hell's bells.
Now you've gone and over explained your over explain
And that one. *sulks*
Damn,busted 😛
So in summary, in answer to the OP's question, what we would do is sit here and talk bollocks for two pages.
Bump.
*Shares*
So in summary, in answer to the OP's question,
If anyone ever rips me off,I threaten to send my mum round to have a strong word with them.
So in summary, in answer to the OP's question, what we would do is sit here and talk bollocks for two pages.
I notice he's not come back. Maybe the item started working.
(unless somebody's already said):
njee, you could prove you were you by posting something specific here at your "customer's" request (made by email) - stw equivalent of taking a photo with a fish on your head, or whatever
*balances a turbot on Timmy Mallet's head*
I'd just ask for a photo with a fish on their head.
Still, I think by playing dumb I've managed to throw folk off the scent. I'm off to harvest the wanted ads!
*balances a turbot on Timmy Mallet's head*
at some point, Jamie's going to have to respond to that sort of provocation
Thanks all - has put a smile on my face! I've moved on now 😉
Cougar - have emailed you with chap's details/username.
I'm off to harvest the wanted ads
Conbuying harvester?
[i]at some point, Jamie's going to have to respond to that sort of provocation[/i]
Why?
Why?
In purdah, no-one can hear you screenshot.
So the seller sent a pitchfork that didn't work?
[i]Jamie's going to have to respond to that sort of provocation[/i]
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He does look a bit like a Turbo T
[i]at some point, Jamie's going to have to respond to that sort of provocation
Why?[/i]
Meant to type 'Who' not 'why'
[i]Meant to type 'Who' not 'why' [/i]
What?
Conbuying harvester?
consider cap well and truly doffed.
Wwaswasat?
So in summary, in answer to the OP's question, what we would do is sit here and talk bollocks for two pages.
1: Isn't that the best way to waste a few hours?
2: Isn't that the usual STW response.
3: I'm still waiting for my pitchfork. I paid with PP gift and everthink.
😉
*ignores*