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I didn't know this was a thing until reading about it on various news sites today.

Hillarious! It's properly hit the spot, has this


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:10 am
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Reported spam.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:37 am
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Oh, very good!


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:42 am
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"wall of gammon" is my favorite

Image result for wall of gammon


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:26 am
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There's probably a serious medical point to be made about diet, exercise & definitely blood pressure here.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 9:06 am
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diet

Just nothing forrin.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 9:28 am
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The big question is, egg or pineapple?


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 9:43 am
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Both.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 9:44 am
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Gammon, gammon


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 10:07 am
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What's even more funny/ironic is the racist Gammonites claiming calling them red faced is racist, you couldn't made it up if you tried.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 10:22 am
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That's exactly it footflaps. You can also read it the other way too, that the anti-racist left are being a bit racist. Nobody really winning, but very very funny, especially the right being so wound up!


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 10:28 am
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Those I am not a robot tests are getting tougher:

(@OFalafel)


 
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It really is a brilliant metaphor. The beauty is, you don't need to try to reason with them anymore (which is an impossible task anyway) just constantly talk over them saying "Gammon!" loudly in a variety of amusing voices and watch as they slowly get more and more gammon-like before having a heart attack and keeling over.

I don't think it is racist - you could definitely have a gammon-of-colour (it's more about the way they act, really, than how they look) but no examples really spring to mind. Certainly I have encounted female gammon before so it isn't sexist either!


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:48 pm
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Other than gammon, what is this thread about?


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:50 pm
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White, middle aged men being marginalised.

#thestruggleisreal


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:54 pm
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White, middle aged men [s]being[/s] feeling marginalised.

ftfy. well I would have done if the BBCode worked... [edit] it did! just not in preview.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:58 pm
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They Don't Like It Up 'Em!

I'd happily wear a 'Libtard' tee-shirt. I doubt they would enjoy a 'Gammon' one.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:58 pm
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What about the vegetarians ? We can't marginalise them.

Shammon?

#fakegammon


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 12:59 pm
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I wasn't aware of this until yesterday, coincidently I also had gammon for tea.

I think the people claiming it's racist are just 'hamming' it up.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:03 pm
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FFS Wwaswas, these poor men are having their very existence erroded! Plus, how can you feel marginalised if you don’t have feelings? Not like those bloody commie lefty snowflake libtards

😉


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:06 pm
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Shammon?

RM.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:11 pm
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The same people saying it's racist probably don't see an issue with the name they use for the corner shop.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:18 pm
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corner shop


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:26 pm
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The same people saying it’s racist probably don’t see an issue with the name they use for the corner shop.

One Stop?


 
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I’d happily wear a ‘Libtard’ tee-shirt. I doubt they would enjoy a ‘Gammon’ one.
You say that... when they were discussing this on R2 yesterday there were a fair few people phoning/texting in saying they were "Gammon & Proud!"


 
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Handy chart for working out exact Gammon flavour....


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:33 pm
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David Gammeron?


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 1:57 pm
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Handy chart for working out exact Gammon flavour….
must be some swatches missing... doesn't even mention gay marriage, cyclists or people on benefits


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 2:01 pm
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The bar at my local is like a supermarket meat isle


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 2:02 pm
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"That’s exactly it footflaps. You can also read it the other way too, that the anti-racist left are being a bit racist."

It was started by brexiteers to slag off David Cameron. And no it isn't even a bit racist.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 2:40 pm
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I've read all thirty posts in this thread, and I have no idea what it is about.


 
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I’ve read all thirty posts in this thread, and I have no idea what it is about.

Watch Question Time and then ask yourself what have all the pro-Brexit attendees got in common (other than racism, homophobia, an irrational hatred of foreigners etc).


 
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Best gammon: Countryside Alliance

Best porkers: Wetherspoons


 
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I just see it as picking on peoples appearance TBH. Two wrongs don't make a right.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 7:28 pm
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"rene59 wrote,

I just see it as picking on peoples appearance TBH"

It's not really though- I mean, my dad looks like a gammon steak, but he's not gammon because it's not just looks, it's about the spluttering and pointing and rage. It's a look rather than an appearance.


 
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Michael Gammon


 
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It's still using a physical characteristic to point out a behavioural one. Funny how many of those banding the term about would make a big deal of someone doing the same in another situation.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 8:42 pm
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People turn red when they get angry.  That's not a physical characteristic, it's a physiological one.


 
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 it’s about the spluttering and pointing and rage

😉


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 9:37 pm
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If I were to watch QT I would be as angry as those people above but I'd be shouting abuse at those ****ing racist ignorant ****s.

Does that make me a (potential) gammon?

There again I 'm sensible enough not to watch QT.


 
Posted : 15/05/2018 10:34 pm
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Gammon feel the noize...


 
Posted : 16/05/2018 12:09 am
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At best its childish bullying at worst its racism. No different from chocolate drops, golly wogs, tiddly winks etc

Just because its funny and helps you score points in an argument doesn't make it ok.


 
Posted : 16/05/2018 12:19 am
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Your opinion is invalid because you have X physical characteristic.

Ha Ha.

I genuinely found it funny when I came across it and I can can see it the irony of using it against people who are spouting discrimination against other groups ("wimmin", "foriners" etc. etc.).

But the more it develops, its less about irony and more about just bundling people together in a group and treating them all the same.

The beauty is, you don’t need to try to reason with them anymore (which is an impossible task anyway) just constantly talk over them saying “Gammon!” loudly

Shouting people down is easier, not better.


 
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