[Closed] Games for stag do

I spy?

All stick your head out the windows and the last one to keep their head out before another train knocks it off wins.

hide the sausage.

Soggy biscuit.

Spots
Beer mat in middle of table. Put dog turd on it. Put another beer mat on top.
Everyone puts chin on table. Someone whacks beer mats.
Count spots on faces, the one with the most spots wins.

Snort coke off a dead hooker. Last one standing/not suffering from a cardiac arrhythmia wins.

A pack of cards and a couple pounds worth of pennies would see the train ride fly by, I reckon.

hand holding. The stag has to holds hands with a member of the party at all times, wherever he goes whatever he does he must hold hands, cannot move unless he is holding hands. Mucho embarrasing and V funny, all take turns.

Pook - Member

hide the sausage.

kid's game where i grew up
if there's a dog handy, stand in a circle round it.
the game's called "touch the dog's arse" - you can probably guess how it works

Or if there is no dog available, substitute the stag 😆

Jobbee..

Someone starts off by whispering Jobbee (or other childish word)
Then next person says it a bit louder... So and do forth until somebody has to shout it!

It is very amusing.

Or last chicken at Sainsburys (other supermarkets are available)..

I'll not explain it.. I'm sure you can guess. If they fail, hide and seek, heads down thumbs up, tig, or me and my brothers favourite when we were younger was "Scots Guards".. Basically you have to try to make the person being the Scotds guard laugh... jumping homeless people does not constitute a game (you know who you are), you deserved to have stuff thrown at you, your face when you were cleaning it up and sprating Spar deoderant on it was superb... Failing all that, buy Lego and build cool shit, or play doh and make big willy's or boobs!