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 bubs
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Are these seasonal? There seem to be an awful lot of them about at the moment.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 2:53 pm
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Have you seen these in the street or are you producing them?


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:01 pm
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try peeling the squirrels before you eat them?


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:05 pm
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Noticed this the other day. White and furry like Santa's pubes.
Got quite nostalgic for the hard white turds of yore.
At least you can see them coming!


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:07 pm
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White and furry like Santa's pubes.

Is he the next one for the Saville treatment.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:09 pm
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Its due to moisture in the air causing them to go mouldy.
You don't get proper hard white turds anymore. Another loss from my youth.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:44 pm
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I imagine it's because a) it's not rained much to wash them or at least the mold away and b) it's still been damp enough to grow the mold.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:46 pm
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if you feed your dog proper they doo-doo go white.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:51 pm
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DRAGONS DEN IDEA NUMBER 357: Dog food that makes your dogs stool luminous, so people can see it at night and not walk/ride into it!

Come on, that's^^^^ a winner surely, who's in??


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 3:54 pm
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Number 358: Dog food that makes their turds come out in plastic bags, which you can lob into the nearest tree.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 4:06 pm
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Number 358: Dog food that makes their turds come out in plastic bags, which you can lob into the nearest tree.

๐Ÿ’ก Just occasionally feed it plastic bags?


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 4:17 pm
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Got quite nostalgic for the hard white turds of yore.

I remember it was back in the day when snickers were called marathon bars.


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 5:17 pm
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I remember it was back in the day when snickers were called marathon bars.

And Texans pulled your fillings out !


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 5:32 pm
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Posted : 26/09/2014 6:34 pm
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Number 358: Dog food that makes their turds come out in plastic bags, which you can lob into the nearest tree.

We just have a bunch of locals ho spray them all in orange lumi temporary paint. 8o


 
Posted : 26/09/2014 11:52 pm
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Fella up the road sprays a paint circle around them......... โ“


 
Posted : 27/09/2014 8:23 am
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How about some device which attaches to the dog's bum so the poo goes straight into a skin - like a sausage machine? Then just twist 'em off at the end of the walk. I put this onto Kickstarter.


 
Posted : 27/09/2014 2:41 pm
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I did once see a woman who had trained her dogs to go into a bag. Dog stopped, she put down an empty bag, dog backed over it and did its business and she just picked up the bag. Very clever. also given it was a McDonald's bag it was an upgrade on its intended contents.


 
Posted : 27/09/2014 3:54 pm
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Furry turds a-plenty round here at the moment, I saw one last weekend that looked like it was ready for a haircut! Mouldy bits must have been an inch long.

I assumed it was the increased humidity. Be nice if the ****ers that left them there noticed how many there are and started actually picking up after their dogs.


 
Posted : 27/09/2014 3:59 pm