[Closed] Friday Kyle

While you're at it M8...
Please delete my account...
Thanks
SB

Where's Kylie gone too? 🙁

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Where's Kylie gone too?

Dunno, m8, assume a certain moderator with Victorian sensibilities didn't approve.

Please delete my account...

Ok....erm...how do I do that?

*randomly presses buttons*

I thought Kylie was the rules!

Curses. I read what you actually wrote just after tapping the button.

The Kylie/A&A Clause

There has developed a tradition on STW of ‘Friday Kylie’. Each Friday pictures of the diminutive southern hemispheric Kylie Minogue are often posted purely for harmless end of week fun.

This has recently spawned into A&A (Aesthetic & Athletic) to celebrate the male/female form in sport.

As long as no one is offended by this ‘tradition’ we see no problem with letting it continue as long as all other guidelines and rules are strictly adhered to. If you do find this tradition to be offensive or distasteful then please email us at moderator@singletrackworld.com (or just click the ‘report this post’ link on the post in question). The Kylie Clause is only allowed as we assume that it is considered harmless by the majority of users of the forum. We will not know any different unless you make us aware of your feelings.

Guess someone who said "reported", did! How odd of them.

Ho hum,

Moving on.

Jamie you are a ****in knob 1st class.
Well done!

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Jamie you are a **** knob 1st class.

That's harsh, I kind of like him.

If I start a Jezzer Kyle thread will the mods replace the pictures with ones of the Aussie Songstress?

That's harsh, I kind of like him.

Nah, he is a complete dick whistle.

Sigh..."unzip"

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I think I hear the faint whistle of a ban hammer swishing through the air in Jamie's direction.

I've drunk an awful lot of vodka & coke tonight. I'm not sure I'm aware of what I'm typing anymore.

Guess someone who said "reported", did! How odd of them

Edit: M8 🙂

That'd be me you're referring to, but I didn't report it.

That's just the sort of thing someone who reported something would say, M8!

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I think I hear the faint whistle of a ban hammer swishing through the air in Jamie's direction.

Fllllpb shhcrsst pppplopsh.

*passes out*

I've drunk an awful lot of vodka & coke tonight. I'm not sure I'm aware of what I'm typing anymore.

Vodka and coke?

So have you always had the drinking habits of a 17yr girl?

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Yes, I like a vodka and coke. What of it? It's refreshing and delightfully alcoholic on a Friday after some gym time where I am so manly it's fracking unreal.

I work hard, and I play hard. Deal with it.

You can enjoy your niche badger's fanny ale with some dried swede crisps, but I prefer a more traditional booze-up.

I am so going to wake up tomorrow and regret everything I've said.

Tits.

Night 😀

Ooh,
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mmmmm. dreamy.

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I like vodka, lime and soda but always feel like a bit of a nonce for it
(Is nonce PC or can somebody be offended by it?)

Edit: just googled it, apparently it's slang for a sex offender 😯

I think true ponces drink it with apple juice.

There once was a girl called Kylie
Who some thought of highly
We had one bitcher
Who said ban the picture
And Jamie sighs "why me? "

I think true ponces drink it with apple juice.

Cloudy apple juice if you don't mind, sugar-tits.

There once was a girl called Kylie
Who some thought of highly
We had one bitcher
Who said ban the picture
And Jamie sighs "why me? "

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there once was a chap called zippy
he got excited and put on some lippy
then while riding his kona
he fell on his boner
and now it's a little bit drippy

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3...

2...

1...

There one was a chap called Jamie
Who penis tasted quite gamey
He'd knock up a gif
To calm down a tiff
You couldn't ever say they're samey.

ZOMG! A LADY! FILTH! BAN THIS!

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Is this the STW middle class version of one of those gangsta rap offs?

Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now.

I'm so in on this thread before it gets slammed so farrrrrr off the planet.

😆

There once was a fella named bakes
Whose only weakness was cakes
He'd have them for tea
While sat in a tree
And sex them up if the mood takes.

There one was a chap called Jamie
Who penis tasted quite gamey

I have been told it's both poultry, and tastes fowl....something something joke about a peacock.

Sounds like you have a chicken that needs strangling then jimmers.

When I see these threads ,I always think of this pair 🙂

The STW safe Kylie.
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Sounds like you have a chicken that needs strangling then jimmers.

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I have nothing to add, I'm delightfully smashed.

Night 😀

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In before the ban!

I just whacked my foot into the kitchen cupboards.

I'm not sure if I'm pissed anymore, but my toes [b]really [/b]hurt now.

*passes out on keyboard*

In before the ban!

Nah. We're ok. We're nowhere near the sun....

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Wot, "Black Hole Sun" 😆

In 2013 we had Friday Kylie
It made most people smiley
But the mods didn't rate it too highly

So in 2014 we slyly
Introduced for a Friday
consonant, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant Riley

When I see these threads ,I always think of this pair

I was expecting Statler and Waldorf. I are disappoint.

There was a mod they called Cougar...

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Fin.

Had a good chuckle at this chaps well done. 🙂