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Turkish masseur needed?
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What, for the shed or just in general?
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only joking
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all knowing hen of lottery foresight.
I thought it was a boy chicken that we did the ol' Aladdin's lamp to?
I think you need deadlys' turkish bloke for that...
I AM the masseur!
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I have the strangest....
You know the rest.
Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something.
Mr Mitch of Barnsley
He is actually from Barnsley. 😐
You know the rest.
So do I. 😀
Strangest what yeti? Haircut? Trousers? shaped genitals? We need answers dammit!
its difficult to tell elfy, he has a shaved head to stop us guessing his roots
Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something
Nooo... I've bin round long enuff to know that starting threads about that sort of shit ent kosher.
Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something
Nooo... I've bin round long enuff to know that starting threads about that sort of shit ent kosher.
See - I even said it twice.
elf - I thought you'd been able to hear the whippets, scratchcards and closed pits in the back ground when we were on the phone. Actually, I'm from that London, I just called myself Barnsley to sound all butch and northern. I am found out!