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Even Charles Manson can pull, what is wrong with you ๐Ÿ˜‰

I am single and frankly appalled at this turn of events, what does that say about me?

Oh well back to POF, what kind of monster will I find next ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 8:18 am
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Even Hitler had a girlfriend. You are literally less desirable than Hitler.

(Single as well BTW)


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 8:21 am
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๐Ÿ˜† Charles Manson and Hitler dear God you will say Woppit next ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 8:29 am
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Posted : 19/11/2014 8:41 am
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Enjoy it, and think of the money your saving by not getting divorced 8)


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 10:42 am
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Tell me about it. My upcoming divorce is likely to clean me out


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:23 pm
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At least you'll never have tinnitus.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:23 pm
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Could be worse, you could be married.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:26 pm
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Swerve POF, zero nice birds on there


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:30 pm
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Always remember that a small number of women would find your more attractive if you killed a few people.

If those are your ideal women, you know what to do...


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:33 pm
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Hi. Fancy a sound thrashing tonight?


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:51 pm
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Always remember that a small number of women would find your more attractive if you killed a few people.

I'm up to seven already, and not a dicky bird.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 12:53 pm
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Is this the new 'onlinedatingupdates' thread?
I've got a date at last ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 1:00 pm
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I'm up to seven already, and not a dicky bird.

Those seven... those there the small number. Frightfully bad luck old chap.


 
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Swerve POF, zero nice birds on there

Wrong on that count - plenty but they get pestered by all the desperate fat IT nerds into nervous wrecks....


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 1:43 pm
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Wrong on that count - plenty but they get pestered by all the desperate fat IT nerds into nervous wrecks....

You just have low standards


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 1:58 pm
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Wrong on that count - plenty but they get pestered by all the desperate fat IT nerds into nervous wrecks....

That's good right? Means the slightly less desperate fat IT nerds can swoop in and take advantage.... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 2:29 pm
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I'm up to seven already, and not a dicky bird.

You should set your sights higher than retired English cricket players.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 2:35 pm
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[i]but they get pestered by all the desperate fat IT nerds into nervous wrecks....[/i]

As I said - I have a date ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 2:38 pm
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I don't care, because I don't have to ask before I buy a bike/bike related item, or when I go for a ride or race weekend away with the bike.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 2:40 pm
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As I said - I have a date

Only if Jamie, the man who only murders women who only marry murders, doesn't get to her first


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 2:48 pm
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I think OKCupid could be the dating site for the stereotypical STW'er, at least if you live in or close to a city.
Regarding Manson and Hitler, I suppose they had done a few 'interesting' things to get themselves noticed...have you?


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 2:53 pm
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Regarding Manson and Hitler, I suppose they had done a few 'interesting' things to get themselves noticed...have you?

That is quite a question ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 3:01 pm
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The Circle of Life re STW
Your 20s - desperate to find a more attractive girl that wants to be with you
Your 30s - increasingly bored with the once attractive girl, who no longer wants to be with you
Your 40s - cleaned out and bitter by divorce

Conclusion: stay single.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 3:32 pm
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and not a dicky bird

You'd be better off looking in Bangkok if that's what you're after.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 3:38 pm
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Enjoy it, and think of the money your saving by not getting divorced

What about being single after getting divorced? ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 4:20 pm
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You'[s]d[/s]ll be [s]better off looking in[/s] Bangingkok if that's what you're after.

FTFY.....


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 4:52 pm
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Ive seen some fitties on POF. (Note: still getting over an ex, wanted to see what potential was out there so not dated said fitties) Not to belittle their relationship but how much attention is she going to get now they are together? As they say there is no such thing as bad publicity...


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 9:16 pm
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I like being single. It's quite refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 9:21 pm
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Even Hitler had a girlfriend.

I'd put that down to the nazi uniform which was always going to be a bit of a fanny magnet.


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 10:18 pm
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[i]As I said - I have a date[/i]

No. No I haven't got a date... I've just been verbally attacked by one of the PoF NUTTERS. Bejeepers, I thought they were a myth, but ... mental, the woman was mental. We had a phone conversation supposedly to arrange a date, but it ended up with me telling her she was narrow minded and her saying I wasn't her cuppa tea... (ie. I have a brain). Awesome, utterly Awesome! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 19/11/2014 10:31 pm
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Still closer to a date than I've had recently.

Gave up on POF as nobody ever returned any of my messages.

Plus I noticed that a girl in my office had viewed my profile, totally put me off.


 
Posted : 20/11/2014 12:49 am
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Even Charles Manson can pull, what is wrong with you

I am single and frankly appalled at this turn of events, what does that say about me?

Oh well back to POF, what kind of monster will I find next

Dammit! I can't pull.

Not sure why but "do you come here often?" never works for me ...

๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 20/11/2014 1:50 am
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Enjoy it, and think of the money your saving by not getting divorced

What about being single after getting divorced?

Enjoy it, and remember the money it cost you to get divorced. Learn by your mistake!


 
Posted : 20/11/2014 10:56 am
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Well, POF worked for me.... Contacted a nice chap with a profile pic of him on a bike, established that we both rode and were in fact going on the same holiday with BasqueMTB in August, went on said holiday and - voila!! ๐Ÿ™‚

This was after 2 years of not having much luck on there (or any other sites) mind...!


 
Posted : 20/11/2014 1:33 pm