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You know the one, seem nice enough, no real reason to dislike, not like Piers Morgan or the owt, but you'd love to put your toe up their arse anyway.

So the rules.

1 - The person's name only, no other comment, supporting evidence, arguing or anything, just 2 words. Unless it's Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen, that would be 3.

I'll start.

Reverend Kate Bottley.


 
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Mrs Brown


 
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Ok, I had to look her up. I dislike her already;
“ Kate Bottley is an English journalist, media presenter, reality television star and Church of England priest in North Nottinghamshire”
I can’t see how she’s really acing all of those roles at the same time.


 
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Any Politician.


 
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Any of the MasterChef critics


 
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Can I use 3 words if it's James F****** Corden?


 
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So, the rules didnt last then....


 
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Tom Allen


 
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Lord Sugar


 
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Bottley
Rylan
Jack Whitehall

There are loads more people could be on this list. It’s probably quicker to list the people on tv that don’t p1ss me off.


 
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'Arry Redknapp


 
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Peter kaye


 
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Michael MacIntyre


 
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Piers


 
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Graham norton


 
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All of the Trivento wine guys.


 
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Big yorkshire chef that doesn't like cyclists


 
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Helen Skelton


 
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Greg Wallace


 
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Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Alan Sugar

Not inexplicable at all.


 
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Guy Martin


 
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Oops just realised my error with Piers, I will go for Sam Allardyce instead


 
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Paul Kaye
Bit more Hollywood, Clive Owen.


 
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Fiona Bruce.


 
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Telly? Do folk still do that?


 
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And Stephen Mangan.


 
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Clarkson, Jeremy.


 
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Michael MacIntyre
Russel Brand


 
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Ronnie Pickering


 
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Not telly, but there's someone that reads the news on Radio4 with a deep voice & I'm not sure if he's a real person or a robot. A tad annoying, I usually change the channel.

I'm a thread rule breaker. 🙂


 
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Almost everyone. I watch remarkably little telly these days.


 
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Susanna Reid.

appalling human..,,


 
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David Attenborough

Yes, I'm aware that practically makes me a heretic.


 
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Not telly, but there’s someone that reads the news on Radio4 with a deep voice & I’m not sure if he’s a real person or a robot. A tad annoying,

him reading the shipping forecast is brilliant though - or should I say 'Ghood'


 
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Jackie Bird,
especially at Hogmanay, almost makes me wish I was English!
Hence I watch Jools Holland if the telly is on.


 
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Ross Noble


 
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Peppa...***kin Pig


 
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Jonathan Ross


 
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Jeremy Vine.


 
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Richard Osman


 
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Maggie Aderin-Pocock


 
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Zoe Ball


 
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Tom Bradby


 
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Kay Burley.

Sorry, you said inexplicable.

Brian Cox (Physicist) A poor man's Jim Al-Khalili


 
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George Clarke


 
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I am surprised that Kaye Burley has got off so lightly. Truly awful.


 
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Josh Widdicombe
Jack Whitehall


 
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Clare Balding
Guy Martin


 
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Lorraine Kelly


 
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Matt Baker


 
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Jackie Bird

Wash your mouth out...Jackie Bird looking glamerous at the bells is the highlight of the year..it always goes down hill from there.


 
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What's life like for one of these people, hated for trying to be mildly entertaining and/or informative?


 
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maccruiskeen

That’s like honey for the ears, thanks for posting


 
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Ben Fogle


 
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Greg Wallace.
Stacey Dooley.
Andy Parsons (not on much anymore, thankfully).


 
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Jar Jar Binks


 
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Can I use 3 words if it’s James F****** Corden?

+1000

and in a similar vein of shouting instead of punchlines

Jack Black


 
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Mrs. Brown +1
Ricky Gervaise


 
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Jackie Bird+1
Kevin McCloud


 
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Naga Munchetty


 
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How the hell has this thread got to 55 replies with no one mentioning Ant and Dec?


 
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Simon Reeve, Brian Cox


 
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Clamidia Winklebore


 
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James Corden +1

Idris Elba


 
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it always goes down hill from there.

you mean... Johnathan Watson


 
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All of the Trivento wine guys

Absolutely this - did Trivento really pay for that campaign or was it a task on The Apprentice?

David Attenborough

This must be a joke.....????


 
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Phillip Schofield
Eamon Holmes
Lorraine (played by Lorriane Kelly)
Loose women (The whole cauldron of them)


 
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Loose women (The whole cauldron of them)

I believe the collective noun is a "cackle"


 
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Liz Bonnin


 
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George Clarke

This, 1000 times this!


 
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+1 for George Clarke


 
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Definitely MacIntyre.
Fiona Phillips.


 
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Miss Piggy - what a muppet.


 
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Kate Humble and Liz Bonnin have spoiled many wildlife programmes between them.


 
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All of these pale into insignificance when you're subjected to the ****s on YouTube talking about Minecraft as they're playing. ****s.
But yeah George Clarke boring on about wonderful space. He's not even a real spaceman.


 
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Nish Kumar


 
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Oh and Robert Peston.


 
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Idris Elba

roger_mellie....just for you.Which of the first 3 Youtube comments is yours? 😉


 
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